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Professor of Biblical Studies at Heritage College. Fan of Toronto sports and nerdy humour. Mostly posts about curling πŸ₯Œ

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I was crushed when I

i) got to teach the Gilgamesh Epic, but

ii) realized none of my students would get the reference to the Darmok and Jilad episode of Star Trek: TNG where Picard recounts it to the alien captain.

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Matt Dunstone's team wins Canadian men's curling championship. First for Dunstone and third Colton Lott. Fourth for second E.J. Harnden in his final Brier with his brother Ryan. My @cdnpress.bsky.social sports report, Paul Daly photo. #Brier2026 #curling
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09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin Koe couldn't have done it better

09.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, the format seems unfair when a team can go 2-1 against an opponent...and lose. It's impossible from a ticket-sale and tv perspective, but it would be fairer to say that if Team A beats Team B in i) the round-robin and ii) the 1-2 game, Team B has to beat them twice in the final.

09.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you've just hit on a premise for a great sci-fi short story

08.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually it's ooey-gooey-Koe, but I'm not sure that's better

08.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blandest...not blanket. Thanks autocorrect

08.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the blanket, most robotic curler alive...who also pulls off the most ridiculous shots on the regular

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never leave Kevin Koe a circus shot to absolutely ruin your life πŸ₯Œ

08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin Koe is ON ONE this week πŸ₯Œ

08.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Geez, what a shot by Kevin Koe.

08.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Vic has been test driving that one for awhile

08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember him missing a wide open draw to anywhere in the paint to lose a Canadian juniors...and wow what a career from there

07.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looked like that last shot in 6 was Gushue's team missing the tolerance on that shot. Freeze back 4 was fine: guaranteed the force. Crashing up high probably loses you the game πŸ₯Œ

07.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gushue isn't quite dead yet πŸ₯Œ

07.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Survey question 48: what use of AI for scholarship do you feel appropriate, select all that apply. For editing and organizing assistance For peer reviewing manuscripts For formatting citations For machine translation of foreign language texts For preliminary literature review For a large n data analysis I do not use AI in my scholarship or teaching β€” the one I checked

…and proud of it

07.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

wow, two awful throws by McEwen to knock himself out of the Brier. Tough to watch πŸ₯Œ

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I know it's tough to win if you're tied playing 10 without hammer, but against a team in its first Brier, a steal seems like a better possibility than making that shot

05.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a lot of fun skipping when all of a sudden your vice decides to play lights out for the back half of a game. Steal-steal for the win πŸ₯Œ

26.02.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nominative determinism at its finest

24.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad they won, but I confess I'm looking forward to rooting against them at the Brier

21.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hardie makes that straight back one on his 2nd rock 9 times out 10, I think

21.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

re-watching the 9th end, and I think the two key shots were Hardie missing the straightback double, followed by Kennedy making the perfect hit and roll behind the corner.

I guess you could say that Kennedy had...perfect touch on that one *ducks* πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could probably stop this CBC Gem stream that's just showing a static shot of the arena with techno-pop music blaring in the background, but I'm not sure I can get off the couch yet πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to move it, move, now blaring through the curling rink πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, didn't mind Jacobs erring on the safe side on that shot for 4. Overcurling and only getting 1...or really overcurling and giving up a steal would have been disaster

21.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to rewatch that 9th end to figure what happened. πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

juuuussssssttttt good enough for Jacobs πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if we need curlers or Dr. Stephen Hawking to figure what's going to happen with these rocks here πŸ₯Œ

21.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

first time I skipped my high school team, I think I hogged 4 draws

21.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0