expert bird-bullier

ver güd sleepy bois

"live action of [insert animation] in the works--" please just fund animation instead of treating live action as the final pokemon evolution of a story

Always!

brain is not great & things in general are not great & I've lost a fork (I think I accidentally threw it in the bin) & taken huge chips out of two bowls in less than 24 hours so I'm feeling pretty fucken broke & disabled rn, as context.
Fuck the guys (and it's always guys) who say that bullshit.

Next time you hear someone try to tell you that ADHD is a "superpower", ask them who buys replacements for all their broken crockery & lost cutlery. Who pays their late fees. Who pays their rent necause they can't hold down a fucking longterm job. Especially if they're unmedicated.

Time to commit seppuku

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

(there is no need to honk your fucking whistle that much in the suburbs, no that's not a metaphor a train horn is called a 'whistle' because of steam trains, the Vline is the worst sound in the world they even do it at like 2am in the fucking morning, the dogs)

If you're reading this and you're a fucking Vline train driver on the lines that go past MoPo...

I love/hate that this now triggers a Pavlovian response in me. Thanks, KJB.

I was trying to find a way to give an answer that won't get me banned from the platform or put on a watchlist, but I'm too tired to come up with a clever enough metaphor, so I'm just leaving this comment instead.

you can talk about Nuremberg all you want, frankly I think we should save us all the time & money & just Mussolini the fuckers. I want to see their corpses hanging by their fucking feet in a New York service station, since "justice" moves too fucking slow for fascists these days.

Honestly pretty good, a solid B- at least.

do you think there’s a Taliban guy who actually loves his office job and now there’s war with Pakistan he’s like

The whole Trump administration is just rooting around in complicated systems - regional balances of power, state legitimacy, funding for global health - and ripping wires out, and they've frankly been lucky that they've ripped out so many wires without electrocuting themselves. Won't last forever.

Woof, that sure is A Choice.

No, that's why some (pro-monarchy-ish) 'protestors' in Iran have been chanting for it in the streets in the last few years.
If Palahvi gets into power it will probably be one of the first things the little fucker does, likely with the blessing of his Israeli backers.

Khamenei, former Iranian supreme leader, issued a fatwa against nuclear weapons being developed in Iran in the early 2000s. That had a bigger impact on it than anything Israel or the US ever did & possibly has led to some of the internal destabilisation & delegitimisation of the regime recently.

Current men's haircut styles appear to come in two flavours: mullet or mushroom.

I don't know which one I hate more.

I'm 5 minutes in and I can say it's a good one & you should watch it.

(I got 5 minutes into Dust Bunny and was bored out of my skull, who the fuck makes a movie so bad they make a Mads Mikkelsen fight scene boring???)

Sometimes contemporary cinema is not cutting it and you need to watch a Kiwi physicist and his friends hang out in a spooky house in 1973 (The Legend of Hell House) and it opens with this hilarious card.

Unspeakable Cosmic Horror Adult Colouring Book lulz

We Bury the Dead: *is set in Tasmania*
Me: That's clearly filmed in a fucken suburb of Perth, my guys.
(imagine a film being set in New York and someone filming it in idk, suburban Arizona with no attempt to make sets, dress them, etc)

It's because liquor is so cheap there. A 750ml bottle of Gordon's gin is about $15-20AUD (plus whatever small amount of atate taxes) but 700ml bottles of the same thing here are $45-50AUD. Which I know you probably know, I'm just commenting for the Yanks reading this.

yes I know there's more to the story than that, it's just funny from 90 years later, of course.

I am rly enjoying reading it, but To Walk The Night (1937) by William Sloan is basically "two men meet a woman with ASD, one falls in love with her & the other doesnt".
How very dare she not perform her gender correctly/neurotypically/to ecpnomic class standards!!!!

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

No loss.

I am just posting to say I aten't ded, more for my own benefit though.

I am very very sore for all the wrong reasons, though. Looking forward to being 80% arthritis in 15 years I guess.

I can't choose a favourite legume or nut, sorry