Quizatz Haderach

YO! Can we get F's in the chat for unenforceable contracts???

Balen - Man Yo Udyo ( London Version) YouTube video by Balen

I'm a dumb American who knows nothing about Nepalese politics so idk if this dude's cool or not but the new PM of Nepal's music is smooth as hell

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Federal jury convicts advisor who scammed Rockets players out of millions The advisor took the funds to give $200,000 to his love interest and renovate his home and backyard pool.

*Stefon voice* This story has everything

Chandler Parsons
Disgraced Morgan Stanley Investment Advisor
Viatical Life Insurance
Six Figure Payments to Your Lover
Nyjer Morgan

www.chron.com/sports/rocke...

Finally!

Love to see elder millennial representation in sports

2 Ayatollah, 2 Khamenei

If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't be going to such great heights to stop it

Dems are going to outvote Rs by ~250k statewide

There's going to be more Texans vote in this Dem primary than the last 2 senate cycles *combined*

I'm going to steal this from whoever buys it

Wife: Honey, why was there a withdrawal of $4,000 - $8,000 from the retirement account?

Me: (muffled from inside fiberglass rhino) Could be lots things

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I'd basically be on a diet at that point

I'm on my 2nd coffee of the day so it would be more responsible if I had 17 donuts instead

I'm choosing to read this graphic against this coffee as being an ad for 17 donuts

You will not regret eating 17 donuts. It only has as much sugar as 1 coffee!

Mr Parles "The Eggman" Plubbins

*youth pastor sitting in chair backwards*

We're just taking the word of an attorney insect?

Rori 🦇 @sweetrori.bsky.social Me at 20: I'll have it all figured out by the time I'm 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store 12:00 AM • Feb 13, 2026

C👽RL @carl.bsky.social My boyfriend is a fuckin Star Wars NERD and when I started telling him about my favorite character; Glup Shitto, he immediately went on his phone to see wtf I was talking about and then got the angriest I've seen him in 15 years Imfao. July 26, 2023 at 6:31PM

legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social tiktok just showed me an outfit i've been wearing for 20 years labeled 'loser core' and i guess the algorithms are doing the cyber bullying now September 23, 2024 at 10:56 AM

Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Don Draper: All life is based on rotation. The orbit of an electron. Planet Earth turning on its axis. Two lovers dancing in a waltz. A fetus drifting around a womb. We aren't just selling a spinning product. The story of Beyblade Burst Turbo is the story of humanity November 9, 2024 at 3:49 PM

@Horse ebooks Everything happens so much

Given these emojis I can only assume that 90s Def Jam comedian Hamburger Jones is involved in this

With that punishment I assume he made a minor citation error on a paper 4,000 years ago

konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds 4:17 PM • Jan 13, 2026

It's kind of amazing that Kash Patel being a big hockey fan is the most likable thing about him and the least likable thing about hockey

He won't run and he's too old but I honestly think if he did run that Al Green would win in 2028 by a landslide

Miracle Speech - You were born for this - Herb Brooks, Movie: Miracle YouTube video by Tom Kellis

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In retrospect, USA playing faster than any team in the world in the first 10 minutes might have had a downside