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Ah yes, but the real question is which Prem team has discovery rights on Diego Luna?

That is sick! Love it.

Also, while I’m complaining about the MLS AppleTV UI/UX, there needs to be an option to NOT tell me that someone is about to score a goal when I’m trying to catch up on what I’ve missed.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

So, I’m just catching up with the Sounders/Rapids game, and… the AppleTV “Catch up” feature has two goals scored, the box score has one goal and a red card, and the score’s 1-0 with 11v11? I’m going to have to watch this one from the start.

God, I hope so. Tonight was fun!

No love for ALLTP/Zelda 1/Super Metroid/Metroid quad randomizer? 😅

Come on man, let’s just enjoy this tonight 😂

That pass was incredible, and the turn from Guillerme was top notch.

So, this Guillerme guy doesn’t suck.

a little girl is running down a sidewalk in front of a house . Alt: a little girl opens a door in front of a house and is blown around by the wind

Current status near Shell Energy Stadium for the @houstondynamo.com home opener

God, I miss that man. Such a talent.

If it’s any consolation, I read through this post and the ending made me laugh, waking my wife up from her nap. 😂

Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.

“The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

A literal shitpost

Who *hasn’t* he played for yet?

Is it just my internet connection or is the sound of this first MLS game on Apple TV choppy? Every time there’s a loud sound it gets clipped pretty bad.

Honestly, I’m more impressed than I am upset!

I just saw a MSSQL query with a query cost of 12,300,000. How’s y’all’s morning going?

What more do you need than a tactics game with an amazing Ben Prunty soundtrack?

<sees Fritchey, sees Ben-Gan> Love those. Looks like a great collection!

Brains are weird, man. There’s a song from a soundtrack of a video game that I’ve never played, but whenever I hear it it brings me back to when I was hurting when I lost one of my loved cats. It’s crazy.

Me and Griffin Dorsey taking a selfie at a TopGolf event.

Griffin Dorsey, always a Houston Dynamo legend 🤘🏻

Catanese: Does MLS Know The Season Starts Saturday? Surely in a World Cup year being hosted stateside, Major League Soccer and its clubs would be going above and beyond for opening weekend, right?

Catanese: Does MLS Know The Season Starts Saturday?

www.theblazingmusket.com/catanese-doe...

*Love* the chippy music, and lmao at the gif padding

I’ll take the over (if that means yes)

Someone at my pickleball place last weekend had a “You mess with the honk, you get the bonk” t-shirt on and he had no idea it was from a video game- a friend had gotten him the shirt because his nickname was “goose”. 😂

@optimstie.bsky.social HONK