Big Ron 🌈 And Dis Cocoa

At the request of Cocoa ( @bigron.bsky.social ) I wrote a story about a naughty cat trying to avoid a vet visit. The cat is of course nothing like Cocoa but this might not be the story she expected. 😉
It seems appropriate to share on #Hedgewatch's 5th anniversary.

Feeling pretty!😻🐾

Not no tweakments 😻🐾

Eeeee Sunny mew's whisker be's longggg😻🐾

Angel Ron🌈 You no's it!!

Angel Ron🌈 Troof!!

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Ummm Doris *windering whisker * has mew had Stumper extenshuns?? Mews stumpers be looking longgggg! 😻🐾

Angel Ron🌈 Troof!!

Sunday gotted me's like ....

Eeeeee sossige in a bottle?! *interested whisker*

Wot not no sossiges??!!

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Sure fing 😻🐾

Hmm, feet cheeses chomp chomping 😻🐾

Umm Gonzo has mews gottted Froggy legs hanging down?? *finking ear*

Sunday Morning gotted mews like...

Paint me's like one of mews French gurls!

Eeee Mr Toofy Dis Cocoa be's now out out enjoying da cold fun shine😻🐾

Hey wot mew doing??

Eeee Mr Toofy, trubble course not *shuffles paws*😻🐾

Mew called??

Cute!

Eeee Dis Cocoa's lots excited HQ
Fevvers it's gonna bes fevvers!!

Stunning!

!!!!

Oooee Dis Cocoa bes just chilling on mine chair !😻🐾

Mr Toofy be's dat mew?? 😻🐾

Oooeee Dis Cocoa be's having a Gotcha Pawty all paws, Claws and Beaks be's Welcome to come fur noms and funner!
#CocoasSafariPawty

Heee eeee giggly meow 😻 🐾

Eeee Uncle jj Dis Cocoa be's here and dere and everfurry where 😻🐾

Eeeee fanks!😻🐾