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Janie Lane

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Cat lady and lawyer, rubbish at writing bios

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He sounds like he’s running a fruit and veg stall down the market. What a wazzock.

15.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He seems lovely.

07.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a weapons grade moron that woman is

06.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He really is absolutely barking mad

19.01.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting boycotting them now

19.01.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely pathetic. What a complete knob.

06.12.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I did. In fact, I think we were actually sister school to Dulwich College at some point. We were originally a school for the daughters of missionaries so we had lots of girls from overseas but not a hint of racism in all the time I was there. And I’m only 3 years younger than Farage.

26.11.2025 11:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage is about as subtle as a brick

26.11.2025 10:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All just β€œplayground banter” apparently. We certainly didn’t banter like that in my playground.

26.11.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that the president of the United States is an unmitigated moron is always going to be news

23.09.2025 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is making me laugh like a drain right now πŸ˜‚

17.09.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s creepy

08.09.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tempted to call into Mystery Hour later to ask why it is that him being handed his arse on a plate in America hasn’t featured in a single news programme this morning as far as I can see

04.09.2025 08:09 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the inaugural balls they were talking about

21.01.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a cookery teacher called Mrs Ovens and an art teacher called Mrs Brushett

19.12.2024 17:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s really quite dim, isn’t he?

19.11.2024 15:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah OK, I’m with you. But even so, once the trust’s created and provided you manage to hang on for 7 years - and you trust your kids - it’s sorted for good, no?

19.11.2024 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think that’s quite right. A trustee can also be a beneficiary of a family trust, although you’re right that the PET rules will apply, I didn’t realise that.

19.11.2024 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus wept. It’s my country too and I don’t want people like him in it.

19.11.2024 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup

19.11.2024 11:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think he needs to worry about inheriting anything too much, his blood pressure must be through the roof

19.11.2024 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t for the life of me understand why they don’t just transfer their farms to a family trust if they’re worried about it. Not at all difficult or expensive to set up, and it would solve the problem from day one.

19.11.2024 10:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere I have a video of several episodes of Sticky Moments. If only I also had a video player ☹️

14.11.2024 09:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and companies. I’ve killed my main Twitter account and deleted the app from my phone, but I’ve kept my backup one in case I need to complain or ask for help. If all the companies come over here I’ll lose that account too. Really don’t want to go back there ever again.

13.11.2024 12:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iceland sounds great

13.11.2024 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spy @grovec.bsky.social too πŸ‘‹

12.11.2024 12:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bonjour!! πŸ˜ƒ

12.11.2024 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally deactivated my Twitter account this morning.

12.11.2024 09:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@lynwen.bsky.social Hello!! πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

12.11.2024 09:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too, it’s so much more peaceful. I don’t think I’ll miss the other place much.

11.08.2024 09:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0