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@ahbeef

she/her 28 no minors please i have a you tube channel https://www.youtube.com/ahbeef

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isn’t it amazing that stuff like pickle rick, among us, and COVID-19 happened all within our lifetimes? 
Livin’ through history.

isn’t it amazing that stuff like pickle rick, among us, and COVID-19 happened all within our lifetimes? Livin’ through history.

09.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 3066 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Kapranos wrote: β€œThese warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent. This makes us both nauseous and furious. Kind of typical though, isn’t it? To strut up and take what isn’t theirs with a vile arrogance.”

09.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 589 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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this is the funniest fucking toy ever this is from burger king

14.11.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

yeah, the SxSG collectors edition

09.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 5137 πŸ” 2198 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 48
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absolutely insane timeline

09.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 712 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

#goodnightoomfies

09.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS BEING DONE BY A 15 YEAR OLD OBJECT SHOW FAN IM CRYING WHO GAVE THIS KID 100 DOLLARS TO DO THIS HAHAHAHA

09.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
YOU CAN FIGHT ICE
BY ANNOYING THEM
- MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS
- LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS
- OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS
- GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING
INFORMATION
- RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES
- DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS)
- SHAME THEM
Fuck yeah
THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY.
DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
Fuck them White supremacist
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 4094 πŸ” 1697 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19
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Lammy Kicks a Football
(repost)

08.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 1144 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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day 125

09.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day is women's day when you're a huge faggot

08.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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On the train I heard someone describing this video to his friend out loud and I genuinely almost started crying man

07.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 632 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

#ScottPilgrimEX is 100% funded, developed and published by @tributegames.com. Ubisoft isn't and never was involved. There's no Uplay required. When you buy Scott Pilgrim EX, you help Tribute Games make more cool games! Thank you for your support!

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1524 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

good meowning oomfie

08.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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good meowning!! there's a bird in our warehouse

08.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

08.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 5046 πŸ” 1339 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 18

he’s Scary

08.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

poker night at the inventory, it just got rereleased a few days ago after being delisted for like a decade

08.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#goodnightoomfies

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i beat his ass btw im goated at poker

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i dont think he would do that but max definitely would

08.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont like him staring directly at me like this

08.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woah.... No way....

08.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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awesome

08.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this gif is so fucking funny with or without context to the game

07.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

08.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 3942 πŸ” 1114 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 17
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