In creative or creative-adjacent fields, AI generates a simulacrum of art, aspiring for acceptable mediocrity, not originality or distinction. News outlets have to offer readers or viewers something they can’t get anywhere else. Letting AI write your stories is a surefire way to become irrelevant.
Suits. All of them Suits.
There has to be something in the DSM about this—I had a supervisor once who gave me clothes that she bought and didn’t want any more. I didn’t want them either. And she expected me to wear them or explain why I didn’t. “I dropped them off at Goodwill. I thought that was best.”
This is how all my nightmares begin now
The only way I can square these Q/A exchanges is to watch a basketball game on tv/listen to the same game on radio:
What I see: flagrant foul; Jovic lands on the floor under the goal
What I hear: And Pettiford drains the three!
And she's thinking, I still gotta clean up the kitchen
Under the tyrannical rule of the MAGA regime, the United States is actively committing crimes against humanity and war crimes around the world and fascist republicans are in full support of it.
Screenshot of an X post by Really American claiming Republican Congressman Mark Alford said Americans must “sacrifice” by accepting higher gas prices to support Trump’s war with Iran. Below is a split-screen TV news segment with a female anchor on the left, a male reporter in the middle, and Congressman Alford on the right. A banner reads “BREAKING NEWS: CRUDE OIL PRICES HIT NEW HIGHS AMID WAR.”
The American people have sacrificed enough. Stop the war. Tax the billionaires.
Barack Obama honoring Jesse Jackson: Because of his courage, his audacity, that that two decades later, a young black senator from Chicago's South Side would even be taken seriously as a candidate for the presidential nomination.
Obama is so good. Miss this man.
Super excited. Super excited. Pretty neat.
Yeah, but see, this is different…
Metamucil, dude. That’ll keep you going for the show.
The Commitments. The Full Monty. Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx.
When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.
NOT A JOKE
What's amazing is that WingNut (yes, that's what he's been called for years) is able to get his pants on every day.
Plus, have you seen that coastline along the Caspian Sea?
Tubi has A Touch of Frost.
It looks like it glows in the dark—
Since nobody really wants to see a spreadsheet (which I’m actually sort of proud of), here’s the Coral Bark Japanese maple we’re planting in the yard—
It’s painful to watch.
Is this the sign of a man who will let go of power? The president and his allies are acting as though that’s something they’ll never let happen.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Every time I see his face, I'm reminded of another little shit who sat in my senior English classroom saying, "I'm going to make a million dollars before I'm thirty."
How are you going to do that?
"I don't care. I'm just gonna do it."
Hey, it’s Tuesday, Feb. 24. Looking for something to watch on tv tonight? Auburn men’s basketball against Oklahoma at 8 central—be there!
This campaign is not about me, it’s about you. So I want to hear about your lives and the issues your communities face. We’re going to have listening sessions across the state, and this weekend we started in Union Springs. We’ll post the video right here at 6 pm CT on YouTube.com/@DougForAlabama
Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.
Neither has this Methodist-turned-Unitarian
Seller on online banking app: Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refr...
