Jessica Blankenship

I’m constantly saying this

i just feel like if i was meant to be a Bluesky poster, all my twitter followers would’ve found me here. the universe was clearly telling me to retire and i respect that.

I occasionally check in with Al, not just because there's filthy gig money in Al training but also to see where the tech is at, and ask it to write an essay about California by me and the results are always so bad, so unfixable, so obviously counterfeit, that it gives me motivation to write again. It just reminds me l'm the only entity that does what I do. Never mind getting more validation than that, it tells me l'm not a statistic.

While going through text messages from Kaleb—insert an image of Charlie Brown saying “sigh” here—I found this, from about a year ago. The point he was making applies to all of us.

i logged onto this website i never use on a whim just now to find out someone i've known for over a decade died a few days ago? i might otherwise find it tasteless to say something like "logging on was, as always, a mistake" but i know kaleb would approve. goddamn

Wait i want this.

they should've never let me get dressed for a 60 degree day in march while ovulating, i can tell you that much.

i'm not trying to distract him from doing his work or anything but it must be said this is the most erotic piece of content i've seen in ages

i drank two americanos before 1pm with absolutely no game plan for mitigating the inevitable afternoon crash out. like i was born yesterday

I am going to be an absolute menace next week

Miki Dora Amen Dunes · Freedom · Song · 2018

science cannot explain why this is the sexiest song of all time but experts all agree that it is open.spotify.com/track/06M3JD...

a very important eBay purchased happened

this venus retrograde, i want you to listen to whatever music made you yearn when you were younger, either as an alternative or accompaniment to texting your ex. (venus is retrograding through aries, so probably we'll be doing both.)

ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to prevent cybertrucks from merging while
i drove

wait can anyone explain what is happening with my discover weekly right now?? It’s all random thai music??? i just listen to, like, new order and cat power lol

yes and additionally, someone recently told me he's a short king as a way of arguing against my lust for him, as if that didn't make me want to go even more fully feral over him

literally just in the last 24 hours im getting so many of them

there's a guy at the coworking space i go to who i keep accidentally making eye contact with and im certain he's getting the wrong idea at this point. unfortunately there is clearly no option other than burning down the building. very sad outcome

i haven't smoked in years which is why it's a huge bummer to continually realize that cigarettes are the only thing that have every truly made me feel grounded and present. not ideal

mike white do better

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

the entire oscars felt like enthusiasm manufacturing for new bond content, which im sorry i refuse to believe anyone cares about!

my hair looks way too good to be at the coworking space on a monday morning. im worried theyre going to take me to jail

I think if you don't want to buy things from major retailers today or any day that is great, and I would also love for everyone to remember that successful movements usually need to involve labor, and to start thinking of yourself as a worker first and a consumer second

I never thought i would have trouble getting back into the habit of posting but i really can’t seem to do it over here. I’m like wandering through Twitter like the women at the end of A League of Their own. can i even post anymore or am i too old now

couldn't pre-order this fast enough. it's going to be so good!

The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture | Defector I can’t ease you into this one, so: Haliey Welch, colloquially known as the “Hawk Tuah girl,” launched a bespoke cryptocurrency token called HAWK last Wednesday, the same day she told Fortune it was “...

Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...

10 pages into All Fours, i was sure i wouldn't love it, but 100 pages in, i must admit you were all right; it's great. she got just funny enough to make all the drippy shit (how i describe the parts that feel brutally relatable) bearable. like a squeeze of lemon or whatever

absolute golden age of tv

I truly didn’t realize how many of you have been over here for a long time now. I honestly don’t even remember how to post anymore but I’m here!