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@jpiwowar

Dad, husband, nerd, bicyclist, beer snob. Database geek (Oracle mostly) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Other likes: puns, travel, transit, reading, chocolate Dislikes: Mornings, screenshots of error messages, changing my social media avatar, character limi

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Dammit, @thatjeffsmith.com , we lost Doc. 😒

02.04.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the oldest arguments against giving any rights or process to the people we accuse is β€” one constantly β€œrediscovered” by the shallow and the dim β€” is β€œwell they didn’t give their victims any rights or process.”

That’s fatuous.

/1

18.03.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 3278 πŸ” 654 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 62

It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.

I’m 50% certain.

28.01.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Samoas are the best GS cookie. Not open to debate, because our mouths are too full of Samoas.

27.01.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heck, I don’t need a gadget to tell me when I’m being stupid; it’s a default setting.

26.01.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Questionable utility so far, though tbf I don’t have any device integration for additional stats. It’s nice to have a digital β€œhey you climbed higher/went faster/farther than usual” digital attaboy, I s’pose. 🀷

26.01.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
MYTH: It takes time to see results.

FACT: No one has ever stuck with it long enough to find out.

-The Onion

MYTH: It takes time to see results. FACT: No one has ever stuck with it long enough to find out. -The Onion

Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/strength-tra...

06.01.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 3353 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 12

Only during hockey season, IIRC.

06.01.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

28.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 17419 πŸ” 3576 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 205
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a person is laying on the ground with the words why did it have to be snakes on the bottom ALT: a person is laying on the ground with the words why did it have to be snakes on the bottom
10.12.2024 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting a bespoke, slightly janky deployment process I haven’t touched in a year:

β€œOh man, I wrote docs! And scripts! Past me was _smart_! Thanks, past me!”

n hours later…
β€œWtf, this doc makes no sense and I had to review a year-old Slack thread to fix a bug in this script. 🀬 you, past me!”

06.12.2024 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to getting my kid back in a few weeks, too. Finals week coming up fast; how’d that happen?

02.12.2024 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oracle AskTOM is now on BlueSky
bsky.app/profile/orac...

25.11.2024 10:52 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile, cropped to highlight a follower count of 42.

Screenshot of my Bluesky profile, cropped to highlight a follower count of 42.

Took less than a day here to hit the sweet spot

23.11.2024 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying this thing out after eXiting long before it was cool, and Mastodon/Fediverse not quite sticking.

Based on previous engagement patterns, I’m more likely to be a lurker than a content creator, but seems silly to not have a single post? 🀷

22.11.2024 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0