2Fast 2Sickos

Arvid Lindblad being LIN on the timing screen

Holy shit it's Jeremy Lin

I know there's two american teams on the grid, but AM are truly the most american team. They built the car that kills you

Alonso is going to set the car on fire and go run Indycar for the rest of the year

Colton Herta update: making literally everyone look bad but not in the way he would have liked

Aston Martin are having problems not seen since Manor Marussia

Lance Stroll beats his teammate. Great start to the season for us Strollers.

What i'm rooting for this sunday: enough cars in front of them crash or break down that the Aston Martins are in points positions and have to try and go the whole race distance while Stroll and Alonso are in the Pear Wiggler

Adrian Newey

In my defence, if they wanted the cars to be good they shouldnt have made me build them all myself

@jrmotorsports.bsky.social how do you feel about a guy with one season of bone stock racing experience and access to about 350,000 followers worth of social media accounts

cleetus mcfarland getting a national series seat

wait... you can be a pay driver even if you're just paying in clout???

Aston Martin might miss the first race because of a lack of Honda parts? Stroll can raid my 2009 Honda Accord if he wants

Thanks for the shoutout @jeff-gluck.bsky.social!

Thankfully Justin gutted it out and finished the race and i got to end my racing career with nobody looking

he was violently ill for the championship race and after i DNQ'd for like the 10th time that season the team owner goes "hey man if Justin can't go you gotta get in" and i was the most terrified i'd been in my life.

and that was for a bone stock track championship, not the fucking NASCAR Cup Series

My one year of racing i was dead last in the standings for full time drivers but i was teammates with a guy in 3rd who had an outside shot at the title,

Tyler Reddick of all people. Wow

Reddick and Van Gisbergen doing a beautiful ballet while the rest of the field has a bar brawl

O'Reilly Series Championship Contenders:

Jesse Love
Jesse Hate
Jesse Apathy
Jesse Its-Complicated
Jesse Situationship
Jesse Yearning
Carson Kvapil

Tyler Reddick casually putting together the GOAT start to the season just as everyone predicred

Myatt Snider getting woken up from a nap to go drive COTA in a cup car

Lets goooo

one day you’re the son of the greatest F1 driver in the world and a universally beloved top prospect expected to follow in his footseps, the next you’re crashing two corners into your indycar career bc sting ray robb did something stupid

John Hunter Memecheck saw the 22 in front of him and saw the last 10 seasons of playoffs bding dominated by a notherner flash before his eyes

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨I AM DECLARING AN EMERGENCY BUBBA WALLACE WARNING. I REPEAT, A BUBBA WALLACE WARNING IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Preece said he wasn’t coming all the way down here to not see the checkered. Avoids the DNF.

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Michael Jordan whipped nascars ass in court then immediately wins Daytona

Just add it to the rulebook that theres never a yellow on the last lap at a superspeedway lmao

I'm sure this restart will not be the cause of any drama and everything will be calm.

Michael McDowell winning the Daytona 500 because his team forgot to tell him to pit