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arent we all

BREAKING: The Las Vegas Sphere has gained sentience and been identified as an Angel. It is proceeding towards NERV headquarters and will reach it within the hour

『ふっくら 福福土偶と埴輪』 ラインナップ＜１＞踊る人々(A)＜２＞踊る人々(B)＜３＞挂甲武人(A)＜４＞挂甲武人(B)＜５＞遮光器土偶(A)＜６＞遮光器土偶(B) メーカー：奇譚クラブ 2024年3月発売予定 300円カプセル購入はこち "Fukkura Fukufuku Clay Figurines and Haniwa" Lineup <1> Dancing People (A) <2> Dancing People (B) <3> Kakuji Warrior (A) <4> Kakuji Warrior (B) <5> Sunshade Clay Figurine (A) <6> Sunshade Clay Figurine (B) Manufacturer: Kitan Club Scheduled for release in March 2024 300 yen capsules can be purchased here

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/24277
『ふっくら 福福土偶と埴輪』3月再販予定。頭くるくる 体ゆらゆら 可愛さ国宝級！？
"Plump Fukufuku Clay Figurines and Haniwa" will be re-released in March. Their heads spin and their bodies sway, making them so cute they're a national treasure!
#ガチャポン #gachapon

on insta?

its a good thing that im really hot because i frankly have nothing else going for me

mood

gamers: cant believe this brand new game doesnt run on my 8 year old computer, it doesnt even look GOOD enough to run this badly

while the poor game is trying its best to push 55 fps at 4k ultrawide with three extra monitors running discord, spotify, 75+ firefox tabs on outdated graphics drivers.

full of eggs

they should give me a job just for being hot

every time you fuck your dick gets smaller, every time you get fucked your dick gets bigger

If only my dad knew ENA:dream bbq and Madoka magica magia exedra BOTH released on his birthday. Woulda been the best 73rd birthday ever

all it needs is sound effects

more dress up with leon :^)

MODS! get thy arse banned

no high contrast version? :<

novaposting

we really love the design of mechs in the Power Dolls series

arent you unemployed

Girl #theadventuresoftintin #art

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

when you were bustier? 😳

A trans woman asks her trans girlfriend "do you have to talk like a Resident Evil villain every time you do your hormon injections." The woman doing the hormone injections brandishes her syringe, takes on a maniacal, devilish expression and says "it is not enough to live..." Her face becomes grotesque with manic delight and she shouts "I MUST TRANSCEND!" The first girl says "this was cute at first, but it's been two years of this." The woman doing HRT says "yes. YES. I can feeeel the power coursing through me."

picture of me wearing a racerback bra with my two blåhaj in the background

felt an indescribable urge to post tgirl shoulders

a classic post from hideo kojima I put myself on "NEW ORDER US LIVE 1989" Tshirts to welcome our PR and marketing staff from UK and US. and there's a picture of him wearing a shirt with a rainbow US flag he continues Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

happy pride

i need to bug my twitter moots to move over here already

on it🫡

on the toilet. straight up “pissing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My dick