Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle
Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle
I'm such a fat fucking chud
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.
It's good. Love it. Big fan.
They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back
The luckiest woman in the world
Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day
Business
Doing more research......
Doing research
Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work
I am the world's most famous getter of pussy
HI JENNY!!! Sorry i post less, im happier now
But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...
I open this app once every 2-3 months, didn't know you were here. Baby, all you had to do was ask. Welcome back into my warm embrace.
We're just innocent men
Takes one to know one
Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?
hmmm22, more like hmmmPooPoo
Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky
That was a fucking lie
βhegemonicβ more like βwedgie demonicβ
The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.
im in my gay mouth balls
im balls in my gay mouth
im gay in my mouth balls
mouth in my balls im gay