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@fartcheeto

in 2017 my wife exploded

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Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle

26.01.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm such a fat fucking chud

19.01.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.11.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.

04.11.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good. Love it. Big fan.

27.02.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back

27.02.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The luckiest woman in the world

15.02.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day

14.02.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Business

03.02.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing more research......

03.02.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing research

03.02.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work

01.02.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the world's most famous getter of pussy

25.01.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HI JENNY!!! Sorry i post less, im happier now

22.01.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...

22.01.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I open this app once every 2-3 months, didn't know you were here. Baby, all you had to do was ask. Welcome back into my warm embrace.

22.01.2025 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're just innocent men

02.12.2024 21:58 πŸ‘ 7634 πŸ” 2941 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 239

Takes one to know one

27.11.2024 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?

26.11.2024 13:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

hmmm22, more like hmmmPooPoo

26.11.2024 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky

25.11.2024 19:54 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

That was a fucking lie

12.03.2024 19:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhegemonic” more like β€œwedgie demonic”

29.12.2023 02:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.

17.12.2023 08:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im in my gay mouth balls

17.12.2023 08:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im balls in my gay mouth

17.12.2023 08:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im gay in my mouth balls

17.12.2023 08:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mouth in my balls im gay

17.12.2023 08:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0