Happy Kristi Noem Got Fired Day to all who celebrate!
05.03.2026 20:27
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Happy Kristi Noem Got Fired Day to all who celebrate!
Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body holding a lit lighter to her tongue
Feeling bummed out lately and needing my comfort watch movie
Betteridge's Law of Headlines
Dude, I'm having the worst night. I threw on battle royale from my friend's Plex and it doesn't come with subtitles already playing, but there's a thing where you can load subtitles from files on the internet (I guess?) and there's like a dozen files and not a single one matches with where the movie is at because I must be watching like a theatrical cut and all these subs are directors cut, so I discovered there's a feature to adjust the sub offset but because there are added and deleted seconds to a bunch of scenes, I have to constantly adjust it Oh shit it's on kanopy, fuck this lol
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Got re-verified after a little blip so now it's my duty as the most official looking Taco Bell account on here to report once again that eating Taco Bell makes you gay
No sorry I'm not having a good day I was mildly inconvenienced 8 hours ago and it's been eating away at my soul ever since, but thank you for asking
'Sandra stressed that "we just want to be treated like people with rights"'
Somebody call up Alanis.
Rooting for everyone except for Stephenie!
13th St actually runs for 4 blocks from Mission to Bryant. It's so short and you'd hardly know it was there because there is only like 1 sign and all those chaotic highway overpasses
I just got a Kobo libra colour and I love it
Excuse me while I seppuku instead of ever ever ever doing this
Co-Star Your day at a glance Make a list of every person you've ever loved and send them each a handwritten letter
Co-Star is choosing violence today
There used to be a bakery in San Jose that made cream puffs with durian custard cream inside and it was SO GOOD.
"greatly harms the body and others for life" what the fuck are you on about??
This novel sucked lol. I couldn't tell if the author had never read a single screenplay before or was writing a terrible screenplay as his 22 year old character.
A cybertruck parked at an angle where every other car is parked at 90 degrees
Fucking loser shit.
Totino's party pizza is at the top of my list and it's not even close
Constantly refreshing my feed to see if this temper tantrum finally causes a blood vessel to burst in his brain
Getting that mouth ready 😏
A tote bag featuring Tina Belcher and a butt balloon
Me in a Linda Belcher shirt
Me lifting my shirt to reveal a Bob Belcher shirt underneath
Accidentally triple repping Bob's Burgers today
It's so weird reading that it's "Fat Tuesday" and not have a word in between like "Fat Cock Tuesday" or "Fat Ass Tuesday". Wtf body part am I supposed to be posting?
Bring back calling these weirdos weird.
Horror Movie A Novel By Paul Tremblay
After a rocky relationship with reading during 10+ years working in publishing, I decided to start reading again 2 weeks ago and I'm somehow on my 3rd novel already 🫠
Thank you!
Kobo ereader on a handknit slipcase
Kobo ereader on a handknit slipcase
Kobo ereader on a handknit slipcase
Kobo ereader on a handknit slipcase
Got a new ebook reader and made a slipcase for it :)
Today's newsletter: New piece: after the Guthrie kidnapping, the Kirk assassination, and both Minneapolis shootings, the same thing happened every time. People asked AI to "enhance" blurry footage. AI invented faces.
www.readtpa.com/p/computer-e...
You think knowing anything is gonna stop me from repeating this?
Silverview by John Le Carré
Thought I would escape my retail job by reading and within the first 15 pages there's a shop owner getting deranged questions from a weird customer
This was not worth the effort, btw