hootie

i found out it was rivals week halfway through the week

United States best country

the knitting bitches popped off with that lil Sophie scarf. i picked up knitting needles yesterday for the first time in years to make it

Dorval Carter news making me want to day drink on a Monday morning

Our long national nightmare is over

diva down

thinkin about aj green. baby bird

He won’t jive well with the team

i did it. i couldn’t handle my yarn spilling everywhere anymore. special thanks to my bf for drilling in the wall and helping make the dowels

does a cute green bay packers crewneck even EXIST

first full week back in 3 weeks

Oh god

GO PACK GO

giannis i’m pouring tzatziki on you GOAT

my dog sleeps all day and is jacked like a bodybuilder wtf

if aj green has zero fans i am DEAD!

Fancy

back to the software mines

Kendrick hasn’t stopped saying mustard in my head this whole week

I WANT DELI MEAT

jared mccain is gen z

lebron james is an elder millennial

i personally think i’d be a good dictator

if i were dictator of the us i’d ban sports betting immediately

Correct take

why would jay leno owe the mob money

he’s speaking to me specifically when he says he needs me

I quite literally cannot watch the jack schlossberg video of him saying “i need you” without going into a delusional trance-like state

god forbid i’m watching a video where the person’s computer pings. i automatically want to double check my own laptop

none of us are above tripping down the porch stairs after a freezing rain. while caught on ring camera.