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Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.

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This is amazing. Even if you dont follow curling, you should watch this and admire the skill.

09.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking forward to seeing him get a real shot in the NHL. I'm curious about whether he gets a shot with the big club because he's obviously done well developing the youngsters, and that's got to be the focus for the next few years.

09.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also a man married to a woman with endo, and the minute our daughter starts exhibiting any symptoms, we are going directly to a specialist. It's wildly underdiagnosed; why would you fuck around with someone who literally doesn't specialize in this?

09.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I think it's crazy that about 2 million years ago we were just monkeys, and now we're like Girl Scout cookies, video games, root beer,... refrigerators." - my 8 year old, nailing the significant milestones of human evolution.

08.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of those "tricks you into caring" videos that I love. The kids and I had no prior exposure, but it sounded vaguely interesting to me, so we ended up watching the entire half hour on my phone on the couch. It's cool to see professionals nerd out over something :)

08.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This. And shipping any new feature that impacts existing features tends to annoy country size groups of users, even if the feature is well specified and broadly thought of as good.

08.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cycle wanker?

08.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Opening the microwave after she heats up her tea.

07.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey, what do people like to be reminded of when they're eating?"
"Uh... family and friends?"
"No. Tapeworms."

07.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRB, turning to dust.

07.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
 Zoomed in view of a building that looks like it’s comprised of glass boxes stack on top of each other

Zoomed in view of a building that looks like it’s comprised of glass boxes stack on top of each other

Inside the Vancouver library atrium that has cobblestone plaza and a glass room and on the left are the six levels of the library with shelves and people at desks

Inside the Vancouver library atrium that has cobblestone plaza and a glass room and on the left are the six levels of the library with shelves and people at desks

A cluster of buildings in downtown Vancouver that are older style with brick facades, then some glass condo towers in the background. The Sun Tower is a focal point with its faux-patina dome made to look like copper cladding

A cluster of buildings in downtown Vancouver that are older style with brick facades, then some glass condo towers in the background. The Sun Tower is a focal point with its faux-patina dome made to look like copper cladding

Zoomed in on the old post office building with a giant version of Canada’s coat of arms on the side of the old facade and a new glass office tower rising behind it

Zoomed in on the old post office building with a giant version of Canada’s coat of arms on the side of the old facade and a new glass office tower rising behind it

Vancouver #architecture from my walk around the city today

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, I'm not sure how to process this either.

07.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then don't let that one out after.

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. This is very funny, and you are extremely fucked. You are going to be immortalized in song and story for how badly this goes. Good luck!

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adjective? Yes.
Verb? Also, yes.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is he Adam Foote? No? Then I like him already.

I think the team is going to be bad for two to three more years, so it may not matter who's coaching. Do you hire Deboer to oversee the rebuild, or when you think you can pivot out of it?

03.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've got to get rid of Foote soon. I think it'll be Malhotra up next, and he seems to work well for the Abby Canucks.

03.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We make an easy teriyaki sauce at home with coconut aminos instead of soy sauce as well. Both kids will eat chicken teriyaki, which feels like a parenting win.

03.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 10550 πŸ” 2149 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 50
The underpants gnome meme.

1. Blow up Simon's mentions with puns
2. ?
3. World War III

The underpants gnome meme. 1. Blow up Simon's mentions with puns 2. ? 3. World War III

I think it's spelled CVII, but in case that wasn't a typo.

02.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I'm really proud of the steer pun here.

02.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We won't steer you wrong."

02.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now Enuching with CVII and Petbugs might just infringe on the existing cooking series.

02.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody had the balls to make this a reality.

02.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The other half are not on Bluesky.

02.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's worth listening for Peter's joke about the USA men's hockey team in the first segment alone. I think Faith reacted for all of us.

01.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in my office talking to a coworker and thought it was our team's intern running down the hallway at first. It quickly became apparent that it was not the intern.

28.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's wild. 16 minutes is an eternity.

28.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a dad, concur.

27.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0