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@teletextsmcgee

The artist formerly known as TeletextsMrT

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These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 4071 🔁 882 💬 57 📌 9

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 👍 2882 🔁 898 💬 5 📌 0
a prompt and response from youraislopbores.me

"draw a guy who really really really wants to get mcdonalds breakfast but is trying to eat healthier but he really wants it"

followed by an image of said guy, crying and looking at mcdonalds with a bunch of...green...somethings underneath him

a prompt and response from youraislopbores.me "draw a guy who really really really wants to get mcdonalds breakfast but is trying to eat healthier but he really wants it" followed by an image of said guy, crying and looking at mcdonalds with a bunch of...green...somethings underneath him

this is the best website of all time

youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 17:39 👍 112 🔁 48 💬 4 📌 1

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 👍 1991 🔁 436 💬 4 📌 18

I feel this is @ewacat.bsky.social content

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 13:49 👍 2707 🔁 752 💬 27 📌 20
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 👍 6553 🔁 1856 💬 113 📌 105

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 👍 3706 🔁 862 💬 20 📌 14

All my life, the centre of politics has been constantly redefined so that no matter how grotesque the current consensus position of the media establishment is, it can always be explained away as basic common sense that "everyone" agrees with.

04.03.2026 12:10 👍 57 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 1

Vote Green.

04.03.2026 12:30 👍 140 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
02.03.2026 09:37 👍 287 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 0

sorry your holiday in the legal slavery zone run by the mad kings was ruined. maybe consider cleethorpes next year?

02.03.2026 11:37 👍 456 🔁 95 💬 7 📌 1

Opening AO3

28.02.2026 04:36 👍 541 🔁 154 💬 2 📌 1

What the fuck do you mean Austin Walker has a podcast about the works of JRR Tolkien and none of you cunts told me?

27.02.2026 18:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Greens won 😎✌️

27.02.2026 06:35 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This is all so bleak, but can we talk about how one of the AI-generated games journalists is named Shooter Orson?

26.02.2026 18:33 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 👍 5305 🔁 1936 💬 28 📌 69

This sounds like every Resident Evil game when you get to the Lab biome

25.02.2026 15:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

these people should be considered enemies of humanity. they elevate the soulless, profane machine over the divine flesh

24.02.2026 01:51 👍 578 🔁 57 💬 17 📌 0
A image of a magazine article headline that reads “Girls: They are Pretty”

A image of a magazine article headline that reads “Girls: They are Pretty”

Back in the 1940s outlets like Life weren’t afraid to tackle the tough stuff

24.02.2026 01:11 👍 999 🔁 181 💬 14 📌 19
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Invigorate me

28.01.2026 21:23 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

There's a woman at the club night I'm at that looks like an emo Mary Kish and I'm about to give her my bank account details

21.02.2026 18:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it time for me to build a plex server?

21.02.2026 13:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This guy rules

24.03.2025 16:09 👍 1752 🔁 481 💬 46 📌 66
A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already

20.02.2026 14:56 👍 4858 🔁 1694 💬 75 📌 34

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

19.02.2026 23:42 👍 10354 🔁 2354 💬 60 📌 36

Your suspicions are correct: that's no moon. That 𝘪𝘴 a space station—a fundamentally different celestial object—and you've done well to notice it. I apologize for misidentifying it earlier.

Let's break down where I went wrong:

18.02.2026 18:35 👍 50 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

I want whoever made that pizza jailed. Where the fuck is the sauce?

16.02.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten

🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

16.02.2026 18:37 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 2

It is good that after Valentine's Day (the day of love) we celebrate the other great emotion soon after: pancake

16.02.2026 18:37 👍 67 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0