The nice thing is that kids will always eat spaghetti. The not-so-nice thing is then you have to clean up after the kids eat spaghetti.
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The nice thing is that kids will always eat spaghetti. The not-so-nice thing is then you have to clean up after the kids eat spaghetti.
“What’s your favorite type of music?”
Me:
🎶And out there, living in the sun. Give me one day out there, all I ask is one🎶
#Fridaythe13thPart2 #TheHunchbackofNotreDame
[NEW EPISODE] On Holy BatCast #489, we discuss listener hot takes about #Batman comics, movies, shows, and more before sharing a couple of our own. It’s in your feeds now! Thanks to everyone who participated. Have an awesome week!
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How many versions of the #MonsterMash do I need on my #Halloween playlist?
Why does the rapture have to come at the end of the work day?!
😂
My 9 month old son when it’s been 2 hours and 1 minute since his last bottle.
The #jaws50 cup from AMC Theaters is so cool that I think I have to use it for every beverage all summer long 😄🦈💙 #Jaws
Been celebrating #Jaws50 with my coffee all week. Happy 50th, ya big toothy bugger 😊🦈💙 #Jaws
Have you really put together IKEA furniture if you haven’t realized you flipped a piece the wrong way and have to go back 4 steps while quietly muttering expletives to yourself?
“How many copies of #Jaws do you need?”
“One more, as it turns out.”
#Jaws50
My toddler at 7am on a Saturday.
Me, getting home from a trip: “It’s late. You’re tired. You don’t have to unpack right now.”
*10 minutes later*
“And I’m unpacked.”
Having kids is weird. You’d lay on a grenade for them without a second thought. You would also give a pint of blood if they would just GO TO SLEEP.
“I don’t need any more toys.”
“But there’s a freaking yeti at the Fortress of Solitude!”
“You son of a bitch, I’m in.”
#Superman
This episode of The Simpsons about to be lit 😂
A grandmother’s job is to love her grandchildren unconditionally.
Also to passively aggressively judge your parenting at every turn.
#EpicUniverse is open! I was honored to be the Producer on Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge, working with hundreds of amazing people who brought this attraction to life 😊
I also met Kathrynn working on the park so our beautiful family wouldn’t be here without it.
What a journey, what a ride ☺️❤️🍄🟫🏎️🌎
me and the two likes on my latest review 💞
#JurassicWorldRebirth
Sounds like a perfect evening.
Me to my 3-year-old: “I love you”
Her: “I know”
She’s become Han Solo. I’m a little hurt but also impressed 😄
When you fart at work and hope it’s not a stinky one. #Superman
I just went through my t-shirts and will be donating about 15 of them. I respectfully ask for your understanding during this difficult time 🥺
Me making my toddler’s half water/half lemonade cocktail.
Maybe too niche but…
Why park normally when you can take three times as long and inconvenience everyone around you by backing in?
#HappyMothersDay to some of my favorite movie moms 😁 #Psycho #Scream2 #TheLostWorld #Aliens
