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Wait till you hear about these things called bicycles.

07.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three children riding a passengers on a bicycle. School bags are in the front crate. One child is in front of the drivers seat but behind the handlebars. The other two kids are on the back seat. The bike is a Fr8 by WorkCycles

Three children riding a passengers on a bicycle. School bags are in the front crate. One child is in front of the drivers seat but behind the handlebars. The other two kids are on the back seat. The bike is a Fr8 by WorkCycles

With gas prices soaring, some people might search for cheaper transportation options. In many cites, a bicycle is a cheap and easy way to get around gas free. Give it a try.

06.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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Boy, 4, breaks away from mom, fatally struck by SUV driver, who leaves Brooklyn scene The child was hit by the driver of Ford SUV on Rockaway Parkway near Linden Blvd. in East Flatbush about 11:10 a.m., cops said.

We need to open completely car-free safe streets around a lot more than just schools

An adequately trained, attentive driver should easily be able to avoid killing a 4-year-old pedestrian

Our city’s parents should not have to fear a child’s β€œbreaking away” being a death sentence

06.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 586 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 8

I love hearing what life is like in Portland from folks who live hundreds or thousands of miles away from Portland. Always great stuff.

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and started a pointless war. But the wine mom next door still says "Latinx" sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2432 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 9
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Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say β€œSend me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 13907 πŸ” 3563 πŸ’¬ 426 πŸ“Œ 221

Why would you post something like this, citing an outlet's reporting, without including a link to that outlet's story?

06.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1437 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: L.A. Marathon Organizers Wondering Whether It Too Late to Claim Website Was Hacked β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Staffers feeling beseiged after backlash following finisher’s medal announcement.
06.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I see. What we're after is IMAGINARY unconditional surrender. This all seems very well thought through.

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œWar-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6077 πŸ” 1725 πŸ’¬ 186 πŸ“Œ 99
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NEW Dumb Runner comic!

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Local Runner Has Adorable Little Drink Belt With Cute Little Drink Bottles β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œIt’s so cute,” says a source.
06.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: Fuck guns, and the demonstrably false notion, reinforced by decades of heavily financed marketing by the gun lobby, that they somehow equal "protection."

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Can Do This 20-Minute Core Workout Anywhere, But Why? β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Don’t forget to smile.
06.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really? I've seen and heard plenty, as recently as an hour ago, on NPR.

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Marathoner Struggles to Reconcile Joy of Running With Aesthetic of Sullen, Macabre Darkness β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Runner’s high clashes with overall vibe of theatrical melancholy.
06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#FridayMotivation

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 14158 πŸ” 3996 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 252
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Online Running Store Actively Tries to Discourage Purchase of Short Shorts β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Automated message gently suggests other options.
05.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 5259 πŸ” 955 πŸ’¬ 173 πŸ“Œ 41
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Girl, 6, Fatally Shot by Unsecured Gun While Left Alone in Car with Other Children A Detroit girl, 6, was fatally shot in the head while left unattended in a car with an unsecured gun on Monday, March 2. The girl was alone with four other children as her mother went to get food. It'...

A six-year-old girl was fatally shot in the head while left unattended in a car in Michigan. Four other children under the age of 12 were in the car with her.

No child should ever have access to an unsecured gun. This never should have happened.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2334 πŸ” 959 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 111

Not even for store credit?

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey shout out to every left winger I don't give a fuck if you are DSA, Democat, DFL, Green, whatever, if you won your primary, good on you and good luck in the fall.

05.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1935 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 6

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2765 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 26
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Report: Schadenfreude Makes Workouts 20% More Enjoyable β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com New study has implications in fields of exercise science and karmic retribution.

#KristiNoem

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 3213 πŸ” 665 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 16

The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

05.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 12427 πŸ” 4010 πŸ’¬ 506 πŸ“Œ 194