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Today marks the 109th anniversary of the start of the February Revolution.

Church happens an hour sooner today. Can't wait.🕯🥰

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Tweet from Ashley Glicken (@Exce11entFancy): Imagine all the hot drama that would have unfolded if Noah had put three of every animal on his ark

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha will fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn a flee.

I think our country sinks beneath the yoke:
It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash
Is added to her wounds.

Neither reward us according to our sins. Spare us, good Lord, spare thy people …

@PREMIUMCONTENT = SOCRATES: slave boy can you tell me the color of this can BOY: yes it is blue SOCRATES: and so you can suppose the beer is ice cold BOY: yes

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

"We must not think that the use and value of coins is greater than that of stones. The devil wants to blind those who desire and treasure it more. So let those of us who have left all things behind beware lest for so little we lose the kingdom of heaven." #SaintFrancisOfAssisi #RememberThePoor

Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively. 
The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him. 
The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth. 
The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend. The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine. The sixth has a miserable practice: He condemns the soul through [false] oaths so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.

The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog held by a chain and who barks all the time; its round head is ready for a fight. The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children; the evilness of drunkenness shows in him. The ninth helplessly becomes crazy, everything that he knows, sees, or hears, he presents openly to everyone. The tenth fights against sleep. The eleventh sings wild songs and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning. The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard

so does that mean herrera is the nom then?

scrubs reboot---actually p good

matches its owner

the episcopal church welcomes you (to a richer understanding of naval strategy)

this isn't a recent thing! to support our family of five, my sainted dad held down a bus driving job and summer job on top of his hs teaching career as far back as the early aughts. the poor man never got more than fifteen minutes to himself a day. support teachers!!

washington's son roger washington famously declared the monument "looked exactly like him"

Going to church on Sunday morning is inscrutable to capitalist logic. It tries to appropriate it but only to dismal effect. The kingdom of God is like a dishonest manager.

wall-e is so fuckin good, man

Eisenhower

whatever happened to rachel dratch

the NIMBY-coded belief I think is actually true is that letting your city become so oriented towards tourism that it crowds out other economic activity produces bad outcomes for most of the people who actually live there.

i know i'm late but wall-e was really good

if there's no air in space then explain that museum

we ain't typing in german here, buddy

I’ll have the baconator hold the bacon

He Is His Son

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Also then he wouldn’t have any money, and I’d pay $2,000 to make that happen