At the end of April, I will be going on another Good Will Tour to shine my special light on Baltimore... and then... During the first two weeks of May, I will be visiting Ireland and Scotland.
I farted three times today... #TAKETHATFACISTS
#theInternet vs #REALITY
When you start to complain about the "Green Room's bottle service", you know you have a problem.
#thevoiceofexperience
It really is beautiful.
We need to colab on "Cumming Soon" the story of my erotic struggle from gogo dancing for Jeff Dahmer in the gay ghettos of Chicago, to French kiss'n a poodle for Hershell Gordon Lewis... LOL
Cumming Soon ~ A Michael Varrati Joint
How did I miss this... Damn it!
Congrats to Debbie Rochon on her Vinegar Syndrome release of Model Hunger! Pre-order now! @debbierochon.bsky.social
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Yah know, they approached me about doing a hilarious character in Season 3... I LOVE them both so much that I'd stoke all the fires of Hell for Chainsaw Sally to come back, just so we can roll around in the blood and play. I know that Debbie is down. ❤️
My film #modelhunger gets the red carpet treatment! Beautiful new artwork, cast and crew interviews, a career retrospective, a booklet and more! Limited run on -
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As a OBSCURE cult performer... AKA underground icon... I'm accustomed to hosting cult film directors & celebrities at the haunted hotel... but it's uncharted territory when a rock band visits. How does a drag queen of a certain age find "hot chicks" for their visit. Who am I... Heidi Fleiss?
Be sure to swing by #TromaNow to see me star as Sheriff Billy Bob in Curse of the Weredeer.
It has already become a Troma classic.
Looks beautiful
Look at this beautiful new release of @debbierochon.bsky.social's directorial debut film #MODELHUNGER from @vinegarsyndro.me
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Here's an amazing interaction that I witnessed between an Autistic person & someone who has self-diagnosed autism.
Person #1: "I think I have problems connecting with people because I'm on the spectrum".
Person #2: "I think it's because people don't like you".
You know how MAGA rallied around Epstein's list without considering for a moment that Trump's name was going to be all over it?
Now they want to distract from Trump's name being on the list by demanding a reopening of the Russia probe into whether Putin & Trump conspired during his 1st election.
Just taking a second to send everyone love.
How dumb would you have to be to believe that Epstein killed himself in complacence with a hoax, designed to frame the one man who could issue him a pardon?
Trump's current statements regarding the hazards of "auto-pens"is setting the groundwork for his dodging responsibility for bills & orders that he has enacted. His plan? Claim zero involvement w/ anything.
"The deep state used the auto-pen on me, without me knowing. THEY did it" Trump will claim.
These Human Safari apps coming out of warzones should be legally deemed a serious crime against humanity. They arent be created for "transparency". They R being made for profit & entertainment. They should be an international war crime.
My new favorite hubby is watching the cult of MAGA & conservatives, pretend that they don't understand why Trump isn't releasing the Epstein client list.
It's like when a golden retriever watches someone use a door knob.
If you are in central Florida, join me on Easter weekend (April 19th) for a marathon of Troma's latest releases.
This will be Curse of the Weredeer's Florida premiere.
History books will explain to future generations that there was once a time when Scooby Doo villains didn't run the government.
Intellectual smugness is a spiritual warning sign for me that I'm wrong-headed about something. If I'm so sure about something that I'm smug... that cuts off all organic lines of curiosity on that topic. I always re-evaluate or look for shared values behind the thought.
In these turbulent times, the one piece of advice that I give loved ones, is to look for your news about what's going on in America politically, from news sources outside the USA.
News within the USA is a partisan carnival mirror. It's designed to divide us.
You never see Michael Moore & Bruce Vilanch in the same place at the same time... just say'n...
Can someone please explain what it will take for section 3 of the 25th Amendment to be invoked?
I'm guessing that he'd have to poop on the floor and eat it for anyone to notice... but even as I say that, I know that they'd just market it as an immune system enhancing diet for anti-vaxers.
I will not B surprised if The Securities & Exchange Commission & the exchanges themselves R soon dismantled so that the stock market's actual health becomes debatable, rather than simply a mathematical fact.
Join me at "Hands Across Tromaville" for a screening of my new film #curseoftheweredeer.
April 19: Alamo Cinema Grill, Winter Park, FL
This looks really great.
