Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

“There’s no way they would trade Jared McCain to avoid the luxury tax!!”

My brother in Christ Josh Harris bought & shut down one of the busiest hospitals in Philly bc the real estate was valuable.

Either that or he’s helping to fund the Turning Point halftime show

Pretty clear the Sixers were sellers so Josh Harris could save money to allocate to legal fees after appearing in the Epstein files

I’m gutted. Dan, more than anyone else, encouraged me to write what I wanted to write back in my journalism days. The few times I got told no by an editor, he’d attempt to take on the topic himself (and do it much better than me). Just the most genuine person and an unstoppable quizzo teammate. RIP

We can love and acknowledge one singular Atlanta Brave

It’s part of the lore!

In 2008, when Matt Stairs hit his moon shot home run off Broxton to beat the Dodgers, I body slammed Curt Cignetti’s nephew through a table in the lounge of our residence hall.

For that reason, Go Hoosiers!

Star Spangled Banner? Boring. The MJ Lenderman version of Dancing in the Club? An absolute bop. Please consider this my official petition to replace the national anthem with a song people can actually have pride in

This is pretty troubling stuff and the Eagles should act accordingly

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COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER, MAN

Can’t wait to see if Kevin Patullo’s offense looks any less shitty in Pixar animation on Monday night

Happy Egg Bowl day. Hail State forever and always.

It’s a bad day for the dumb motherfuckers who complain in the comment section of local Patch articles on Facebook that their tiny little predominately white township “has been turning into North Philly” every time someone is caught shoplifting from Giant.

This Snocaps album is so good. It scratches such an itch that can only be filled by slacker rock country fusion. It’s like Pavement impregnated Patsy Cline but Jeff Tweedy was also in the room for some reason? Idk man

LSU could do a lot worse things to Brian Kelly than just firing him. For example, they could make him go up on a scissor lift in the middle of hurricane season.

VJ went up to Boston, dumped tea in the harbor, and burned down every Dunkin in the New England area. We’ve got ourselves a dawg

I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry

Anyone interested in a pair of tickets to see The Wonder Years at Underground Arts on Saturday? Willing to part for face value. Let me know, please.

Going to start posting TikToks every day of me working out in hopes of becoming a 36 year old Banana Ball player

Trying so hard to fight the urge to say “we’re so back” but boy, don’t let us bring that series back to Philly. Saturday will be a bloodbath.

Baseball is fucking stupid and I wish I didn’t love it so much

Kevin Patullo, have you considered looking for other opportunities

I still have a signed postcard on my fridge at home from Jimmy. I donated the shirts though to a Goodwill in like the reddest fucking town around 😂

As a one time former almost guest of Jimmy Kimmel Live, I will say he definitely didn’t deserve to go out like this. He’s a quality person, whether you like him or not. We are one step closer to full state run media.

Swung open the doors at Starbucks to pick up my wife’s mobile order and yelled “Go Birds, Dickheads” and no one even looked up from what they were doing. I am suburban trash.

That 3.009 OPS though