Congratulations! Welcome to the world little one! 💕
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Congratulations! Welcome to the world little one! 💕
She has to live in and maintain the Cristo Redentor statue in Rio like an old timey lighthouse keeper.
Nothing eases the lung pressure of a chlorine filled room like cigarette smoke.
Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin
TRUMP: Okay, thanks for showing up to the interview, uh… Matt Wade?
MULLIN: MARKWAYNE. AS BOTH MARK AND WAYNE ARE NORMAL EARTH NAMES, MARKWAYNE IS DOUBLY NORMAL.
TRUMP: Great. Do you have any experience with illegal aliens?
MULLIN: NO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALIENS. I LOVE HUMANS. I LOVE NOSE HOLES.
A wastrel! I was hesitant to share my lothario and hobo but it seems they are in good company. 🤣
He’s surprised and delighted every time he meets him. So that’s something.
My favorite brother: terrier/chihuahua/fruit bat/potato He is the color of a toasted marshmallow and in this picture he has burrowed into a bed full of blankets.
Of all the things that are making me sad today, hearing that my dad no longer remembers this little guy’s name is the one that is bringing me to tears.
My mom brings him to visit almost daily. Every day of their lives has revolved around this dog for the past 8 years.
In a rehab facility waiting on an opening at a memory care home.
They offered a pacemaker but with his dementia it will be difficult.
My dad had a heart rate of 6 as he was being monitored by the cardiologist yesterday. Not a typo, 6!
The church I was raised in is very end times focused. Learning that this is the unspoken reason why many don’t care about protecting the environment, disease research, or personal future planning for themselves or their children was what ultimately helped me to leave. Death cult.
why did I pronounce it 'The Cathedral of Shart' 😫
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They may as well market these as “Do you like your caffeine with a side of farts?”
New Film vs. Fact episode!
And, it’s our 3 year podiversary!
This one’s a bit surprising considering how much of reality was infused into the film.
#opeaghost #podcast #filmvsfact #theconjuring2 #podiversary
New ep! Spoiler-free review of new Glen Powell A24 thriller How To Make A Killing, Plus Apple TV’s Shrinking, Interstellar (2014), The Martian (2015), Land of the Lost (1974). Also Jack White & The Upholsterers, Porch vodka, Dead Batteries, Chair dancing, Potatoes! Listen: linktree.com/whatsupweirdo
She’s a beaut! I have a pink one with possums. I love it.
As I walk into the grocery store with a unrelenting craving for good n’plenty and Jarritos, fresh from the gym, wearing shorts and coat rated for -20, sweaty and freezing at the same time, I wonder why I am here and have the grossest realization. I have a sweat tooth.
Post a photograph you took, no context, to bring some zen to the "feed".
Mental check-in. Memes only.
My bff in high school (mid to late 90s) was a red head and I was privy to her being referred to as all the delightful names except ginger.
I went to boarding school one year and my roommate was a blonde named Ginger and other than Gillian’s Island references no one said anything about red hair.
What is it about the whiff of plane travel and ears deciding to hurt?!
I hope you feel better and flight is uneventful.
mybloodygalentine • 37m This is not the six month-old update I expected to make. On his six month mark to date, my sweet Ezra suffered a stroke. I didn't know babies could have strokes. The past few days changed everything. I don't know what the future holds. I am so sick and scared for him. I wish it were me instead. I never thought I'd be a mom but Ezra is my light and my moon and stars. Just 72 hours ago, he was reaching and smiling and standing on his own, while holding my hands.
This is sad news. Help if you can.
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This cat has the cutest whisker pads. Like baby applesauce cheeks.
As someone who never cared enough to learn how to highlight and contour, I am loving the 90s minimal makeup aesthetic. I’m cool again!
I hope you feel better after a rest day.
Oh hey, me too, along with nearly all my friends/follows. Boo!
lol- 😂 I can’t wait to hear it!
