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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy Premier Sex Bomb poster

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It's called... Billy and the Cloneasaurus

07.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A bunch of gingerbread men, one waving a French flag.

A bunch of gingerbread men, one waving a French flag.

Au contraire!

06.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf deciding to destroy the world based purely on aesthetic feels very French

06.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lysandre from Pokemon X, an angry guy with red spiky hair and a beard.

Lysandre from Pokemon X, an angry guy with red spiky hair and a beard.

Up next we've got to go save the world from some weird French man who is planning to unleash a doomsday weapon because stuff isn't beautiful enough or something

06.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Pokemon Tyrantrum, a large red t-rex with yellow and white spikes.

The Pokemon Tyrantrum, a large red t-rex with yellow and white spikes.

Another gym done, this time the Psychic gym! @jujoe.bsky.social and @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social starting us off, before the now fully evolved @hexadecibelle.fyi ended the fight.

06.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‹

06.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men's mental health update: getting emosh watching the last episode of Superstore

06.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahahahahaha

06.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She absolutely is as well lol

06.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha luckily we've only had one "fuck" so far, when she picked up my partner doing a bit of road rage

06.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baby was roaring like a lion so I said "you're a feral beast!"

Next thing, she's running into the other room to my partner proudly shouting "I'm a feral beast, mummy!"

06.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
06.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In that order too

06.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Environmental and conservation organisations worldwide recognise that Labour is an utter failure and has totally betrayed them, so it's pretty clear that this "environmentalist" is chucking that all in because Labour shares his obsessive bigotry against trans people

06.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transphobic rat jumps *on* to sinking ship

06.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You should not drink and bake", excellent advice Arnold

06.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share an Arnold GIF!

(Okay it's a video but not enough people have seen the magnificent Shit Cake scene from Raw Deal)

06.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Keep skankin' skankin' skankin' (yeah!)

06.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Economist, The

06.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WELL
The screams start coming and they don't stop coming
Hear a loud screech and you better be running

06.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have met many economists in my time, and I'd say about half a percent of them *weren't* massive cunts who were wrong about everything, but thanks for adding "fans of homophobic illustrations" to the list of failings

06.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the Reel Big Fish ๐Ÿ˜ 

06.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SomeBODY once told me
An egg would impregnate me
My chest would burst and then I'd be dead

06.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Net-Flix

06.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Henry 8th rubber duck complete with Henry's beard.

A Henry 8th rubber duck complete with Henry's beard.

This is the Henry VIII one by the way

06.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will do! And I know, I don't know where the time has gone!

06.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

06.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh that sounds amazing!

06.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Full report:

committees.parliament.uk/committee/17...

06.03.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0