Andy

Wesly Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Jennifer Lopez: MONEY TRAIN 2: BACK ON TRACKS

COMING SOON to a theater never. But we can dream, right?

If John McClain had showed up on Dec 22nd, signed divorce papers, and left on the 23rd, "Die Hard" wouldn't have happened. Also, in this scenario Gruber wins and goes on to celebrate xmas with his crew and brother. It's a Christmas movie. Deal with it. Merry Die Hard! #diehard

We used to say "pics or it didn't happen." Now we have pics of Elvis, White Jesus(™️), and Jason Mamoa having a great time riding a hot air balloon together. So I guess THAT phrase is just nonsense now. #done

We did get to see you last year, however, and it was a great show! I hope everyone is safe and has a great time! (I mean, if you wanna reschedule again, nobody would blame you! Just say you stubbed your toe or something!)

@jonathancoulton.bsky.social Hey joco! We were totally looking forward to seeing you tonight. Unfortunately we're not brave enough to deal with icy roads. I literally almost died three times today driving to work. When you see seats C & D empty, that's us. We're sorry! Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Btw.. check out DP2 on DP+. New lines. They're changing it! I'm TOTALLY NOT losing my mind. I see you #vanwilder. Btw.. look what I 3d printed, primed, painted, glued, (oxford commaded) and magneted..magnetoed? Anhoo..magnets! and it's rust proof, so SUCK IT iron man.!

Life's funny and amazing. A.I. bots chat. We have 3d printers that can make all sorts of amazing things! We can put a man on the damn moon (at least we used to be able to. RIP: NASA) And then out if nowhere our toilet leaks making it rain in the laundry room.. and we are F**KED! Life is funny. 😅

So, when is The Conjuring VS Insidious movie coming out? Every time I start a new one of these movies I start to wonder where characters from the other franchise are anyway. Just combine them already and be done with it! #vs

I think, looking back, that Wax Lips might actually have been a punishment. They definitely weren't a treat. Did anyone ever enjoy these? #curious

We need to stop kidding ourselves. The only reason Charlie survived that chocolate factory is because Grandpa shat himself. Sure, they were burping, but I'm positive that's not all that came out. 🍫🫧💨💩

I think I'm enjoying the new Alien Earth series, only slightly, perhaps because it found a way to take Timothy Olyphant and make him look so very silly. As a silly looking person myself, I feel like it's nice to have an actor on screen that I can finally identify with. 😄

Is it a good idea to take a VR headset outside at night and wander around my backyard playing and pretending to be Batman? Hell no! It's super dangerous and a terrible idea.. and I'm definitely gonna do it one of these nights. I'm just saying maybe YOU shouldn't do it 'cause it's not safe. 😅 🦇🦇🦇

Sometimes I'm kept awake, late into the evening, just wondering.. is that chirping alarm attached to that one random sneaker at Ross Dress for Less still going off?

#curious It's TACO NIGHT! What hot sauce do you reach for? No wrong answers here, people!

#mcu prove me wrong. Xo

Not expecting packages: who cares, I might not even check the mail today.

Expecting package: Where in the living fuck is my package already?!? The tracking number says it's been in Columbus for FIVE DAYS! Whyyyy?!?

(Based on true events)

I went to a local big box wholesale store to get a prescription for my dog. While waiting, they were playing the song "Never Never Gonna Give Ya Up" by Barry White. I had to cover my face due to my giggling from such a sexually aggressive song being played while I waited to pay for medicine. 😂

From my experience, cybertrucks have been nothing but a hazard on the road. Once I see one, I can't stop laughing at how stupid it looks until it is out of view. It's a terrible distraction that makes driving more difficult. They should be banned.

..bad sign, considering the 360 controllers lasted 10+ years with no issues. However, my 8bitdo ultimate controller is going strong after 3 years. It's a beast. So as soon as this repaired xbox controller breaks again (and it will), I'm getting the 8bitdo Ultimate 2. #8bitdo > #xbox controllers.

..repair two of the controllers by reusing pieces I kept from the unfixable controllers. These controllers are never dropped, thrown, and are stored in the original box. Long story short, xbox controllers are garbage and will fail, usually within a year. 100% fail rate for me is a really bad..

Four new #xbox controllers. 1st one, the trigger got stuck due to a dislodged dampening pad. 2nd controller got stick drift. 3rd controller was the trigger issue again! 4th controller recently had a broken tab in the bumper assembly, making the left bumper unusable. I was able to repair two..

If video games have taught me anything, it's that.. (finish this sentence!) #curious

Now everyone in heaven is raising a glass and shouting, "NORM!!!" #ripgeorge

Random thought.. when the fuck did humans go back to using hieroglyphics? I get text messages that are like, "😴💯🙏" and I dunno what to do with this shit. Thousands of years developing unique and intricate languages and we're back to carving stick figures on walls. No wonder this world is fucked.

I'm trying to be in good spirits despite the shit going on. However, I'm failing and decided to try cheap spirits instead. Admiral Nelson, take me away! (Higher rank than the Captain, btw.. just sayin'.)

I know it's weird to take pictures in the bathroom, however..
#sixseasonsandamovie #community @danharmon.bsky.social

Damn.. spoiler alert, Disney+! C'mon! Is Kingpin gonna kill that dog?!? Better not!

I'm just gonna put this here and see what happens. (That's what HE said!) 😅

So, how ya doing? #curious