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The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. I’m a cool mule. Put the noodle on the griddle. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat. Fuck ICE

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They miraculously don’t care about gas prices anymore.

06.03.2026 12:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alternate reality crybaby shit.

06.03.2026 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He hates you. He hates me too.

06.03.2026 02:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“No one cares about gas prices and anyone that does care about gas prices is a radical leftist anti-American.”

06.03.2026 02:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This one is easy.

“No one cares about gas prices and anyone that does care about gas prices is a radical leftist anti-American.”

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Platner himself, found out from Grim.

06.03.2026 02:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oreos are trash cookies.

06.03.2026 02:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They just said it was an Iranian missile and moved on.

06.03.2026 01:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lawlessness.

06.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Everyone is 12 theory is undefeated.

06.03.2026 00:39 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’ll go great with the Legionnaires disease.

05.03.2026 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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No, but I’d watch the rest of this movie.

05.03.2026 23:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We know he’s fucking stupid.

05.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peter. Goddammit.

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that how things work? Really. Paxton is a fucking slime ball.

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone is 12 theory is undefeated.

05.03.2026 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get this money off this motherfuckin plane!!

05.03.2026 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My fucking bad. I didn't know. Now I do. Jesus Christ. Maybe I'll know EVERYTHING by tomorrow.

05.03.2026 21:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"apparent"?

05.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Kalshi Grammer

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kalshi Grammer

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Mullin can’t even spell dog.

05.03.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Department of Going Door to Door Shooting Family Pets.

05.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a worldview thing.

05.03.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Apparent”?

05.03.2026 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you claim to be “The Biggest Coffee Lover” and then use Coffee Mate…..guess what?

05.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, but they’ll applaud this because of the R next to his name. Watch.

05.03.2026 02:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opens the door for the next fucking maniac.

05.03.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow. Inspiring words.

05.03.2026 01:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, Beshear Talarico 2028. They’re twinsies.

05.03.2026 01:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0