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bilingual (esl/spa) https://laseruhhh.straw.page/ https://en.pronouns.page/@laser_uhhhh (she/her, if it wasnt xlear) they say you when they me that i…… follow for unfunny jokes and furry stuff and vibeogames i like banner is from @bodegacats.bsky.social

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Latest posts by laser @laser-uhhhh

iphone users be like: "dude your phone SUCKS because you dont have this one feature that you do have

anyway why the fuck are my alarms not making noise"

13.03.2026 07:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah! i see! no worries im very resilient and stubborn

12.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry i dont speak german, what are you saying

12.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

replayed the encores and oh my fucking god im so scared for 9-e like i BET that is going to be like wave 90 cybergrind levels of difficulty

12.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got to wave 38 in the cybergrind #icantseeshit

11.03.2026 04:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im sorry johnbeatable but i cant its Just A Part Of My Life And I Can't Get Rid Of™️it

11.03.2026 04:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

watched cosmic princess kaguya and i gotta say,

dude its so peak i almost cried (for context i have not cried to a single piece of media in my life this is very yurisauce)

09.03.2026 09:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
low resolution screenshot of a videogame character named laser (me) fishing while being chest-deep in the water and saying "fishes tit deep in the water like a pro"

low resolution screenshot of a videogame character named laser (me) fishing while being chest-deep in the water and saying "fishes tit deep in the water like a pro"

was playing rift fishing with a friend group (until it crashed grr i hate my laptop) and not to sound egotistical but this image is really fucking funny

09.03.2026 05:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy women's day to the girl reading this

08.03.2026 22:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#unbeatable

07.03.2026 21:59 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hdmi to chicken soup converter

07.03.2026 20:11 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i uploaded My Movie.mp4 to youtube but bitch ass youtube age restricted it because it says fuck im going to blow myself up

06.03.2026 06:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

83/92

05.03.2026 07:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

v2: ideal outcome

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jesus: thats also stupid bc jesus doesnt exist in ultrakill

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gabriel: fuck you thats so stupid why would hakita lock gabe content behind p ranking all the layers

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lucifer: its probable but hes an angel and angels dont have souls i think so he cant be a prime

although i do find the concept of god giving him a soul just so she can send him to hell funny

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lilith: dont know who that is

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

prometheus: dont know who that is

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ulysses: dont know who that is

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ultrakill 3rd prime soul theories rated by me! a thread 🧵

05.03.2026 05:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1

transgender bikelanes

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 77 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

what would happen if you have a phone with a 3.5mm jack and you connected wired headphones via it and also wired headphones via charging port

03.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎉 its called tada 🎉 tada 🎉

03.03.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is a completely pointless question that im asking out of curiosity i just wanna know

03.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stupid question maybe but with like magic the gathering theres events they hold to go and play and my question is do you usually have to bring your own cards

like i know with pokemon half of the game thing is getting the cards but does that also happen with mtg or does the host have to bring cards

03.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i need an audio representation of the tada emoji

no a "yay" doesnt work, it evokes a diferent emotion, same with yippee

01.03.2026 23:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there should be a tone indicator for positive that cant be read as "slash piece of shit"

01.03.2026 16:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I LOVE CYBERGRIND!!!! I LOVE FIGHTING AGAINST AN INSURRECTIONIST AND A POWER AND A MINDFLAYER AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!!!! ITS SO FUN 😊😊☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️☺️☺️😊☺️☺️😊

28.02.2026 06:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

personally i would only be mad if you blew up my house in the process but even then that would be awesome sauce so like

25.02.2026 07:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0