iphone users be like: "dude your phone SUCKS because you dont have this one feature that you do have
anyway why the fuck are my alarms not making noise"
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iphone users be like: "dude your phone SUCKS because you dont have this one feature that you do have
anyway why the fuck are my alarms not making noise"
ah! i see! no worries im very resilient and stubborn
sorry i dont speak german, what are you saying
replayed the encores and oh my fucking god im so scared for 9-e like i BET that is going to be like wave 90 cybergrind levels of difficulty
got to wave 38 in the cybergrind #icantseeshit
im sorry johnbeatable but i cant its Just A Part Of My Life And I Can't Get Rid Of™️it
watched cosmic princess kaguya and i gotta say,
dude its so peak i almost cried (for context i have not cried to a single piece of media in my life this is very yurisauce)
low resolution screenshot of a videogame character named laser (me) fishing while being chest-deep in the water and saying "fishes tit deep in the water like a pro"
was playing rift fishing with a friend group (until it crashed grr i hate my laptop) and not to sound egotistical but this image is really fucking funny
happy women's day to the girl reading this
#unbeatable
hdmi to chicken soup converter
i uploaded My Movie.mp4 to youtube but bitch ass youtube age restricted it because it says fuck im going to blow myself up
83/92
v2: ideal outcome
jesus: thats also stupid bc jesus doesnt exist in ultrakill
gabriel: fuck you thats so stupid why would hakita lock gabe content behind p ranking all the layers
lucifer: its probable but hes an angel and angels dont have souls i think so he cant be a prime
although i do find the concept of god giving him a soul just so she can send him to hell funny
lilith: dont know who that is
prometheus: dont know who that is
ulysses: dont know who that is
ultrakill 3rd prime soul theories rated by me! a thread 🧵
transgender bikelanes
what would happen if you have a phone with a 3.5mm jack and you connected wired headphones via it and also wired headphones via charging port
🎉 its called tada 🎉 tada 🎉
this is a completely pointless question that im asking out of curiosity i just wanna know
stupid question maybe but with like magic the gathering theres events they hold to go and play and my question is do you usually have to bring your own cards
like i know with pokemon half of the game thing is getting the cards but does that also happen with mtg or does the host have to bring cards
i need an audio representation of the tada emoji
no a "yay" doesnt work, it evokes a diferent emotion, same with yippee
there should be a tone indicator for positive that cant be read as "slash piece of shit"
I LOVE CYBERGRIND!!!! I LOVE FIGHTING AGAINST AN INSURRECTIONIST AND A POWER AND A MINDFLAYER AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!!!! ITS SO FUN 😊😊☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️☺️☺️😊☺️☺️😊
personally i would only be mad if you blew up my house in the process but even then that would be awesome sauce so like