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Xandland Press is the official publisher of novels by Joseph Xand and Dad Joke books. #dadjokes #horror

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Luckiest son ever...

26.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to be at that beach!

14.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since racists are cowards, it's probably both.

06.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So was Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. Context matters.

05.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love it!

03.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHo is she?

02.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love to help soap you up!

01.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll believe he's had enough when he starts arresting ICE.

24.01.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure the whole world sees this.

24.01.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where are the local arrest warrants for the officers involved in the shooting?

24.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to the lethal shooting of a 37 yr old man, it is being reported ICE is now detaining those in the area.

It has been confirmed by Minneapolis Police Chief, Ryan O'Hara, the victim had a permit to carry a firearm.

This goes against the DHS narrative.
#ProudBlue
πŸ“Ή: aaronparnas1/TT

24.01.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

Don't just talk about what they are doing, Governor. Do something about it. Issue arrest warrants for anyone who was involved in the shooting, and then declare that any law enforcement officers who are not authorized by you to be on the streets will be arrested, and start putting them in cuffs.

24.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WARNING: GRAPHIC TYRANNY

Pink coat lady's video. Michael Pretti was literally just protecting fellow protesters from being violently and unnecessarily pushed to the ground by these fuckhead thugs. They spray pepper? spray right in his face, outnumber him, tackle him, and summarily execute him.

24.01.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Icy or warm, you always look great!

24.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe have a nice little database, & now you’re considered domestic terrorists” says an ICE agent after photographing a civilian who was videotaping them. Posted today by Brian Allen on X. h/t @allenanalysis.bsky.social

23.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2579 πŸ” 1288 πŸ’¬ 186 πŸ“Œ 187

Why don't you?

12.01.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful. Never wanted to be a towel so bad. Lol.

10.01.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please share this with everyone you can...he's not my dog, but I'm doing all I can to save his life.

28.11.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning!

24.11.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet you taste wonderful! Thanks.

21.11.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.11.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A group of six people stand on an outdoor stage at a press conference. Behind the podium, Zohran Mamdani smiles while surrounded by five women who make up his transition leadership team. The podium sign reads β€œA NEW ERA – NEW YORK CITY.” Below the image, bold text says: β€œZohran Mamdani’s transition team is being led by… Women. Every single one is a woman.”

A group of six people stand on an outdoor stage at a press conference. Behind the podium, Zohran Mamdani smiles while surrounded by five women who make up his transition leadership team. The podium sign reads β€œA NEW ERA – NEW YORK CITY.” Below the image, bold text says: β€œZohran Mamdani’s transition team is being led by… Women. Every single one is a woman.”

Amazing way to set the tone πŸ™ŒπŸ»

Representation isn’t a box to tick, it’s a blueprint for better governance.
When every voice is heard, decisions get smarter, policies get fairer, and people get seen. Diverse leadership builds systems that actually serve the world we live in.

Adios, old boys’ club πŸ‘‹πŸ»

06.11.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

Makes me want to get out and vote!

07.11.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful! It was definitely a great day for democrats! You son is the luckiest photographer on the planet.

06.11.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do it! Keep this guy out of government!

23.10.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

24.10.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Beautiful!

24.10.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, yeah!

20.10.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two crowd pictures in Washington DC, arranged vertically. 

The top picture is of Trump's birthday parade with very few people. Titled:

WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR
OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE

The second picture is a huge standing room only crowd on No Kings Day Protest October 18 2025. Titled:

WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY
TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE

Impeach Convict Remove Trump and Vance 2026

Two crowd pictures in Washington DC, arranged vertically. The top picture is of Trump's birthday parade with very few people. Titled: WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE The second picture is a huge standing room only crowd on No Kings Day Protest October 18 2025. Titled: WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE Impeach Convict Remove Trump and Vance 2026

Thanks Andrea, I appreciate your support and assistance along my path.

20.10.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE are Chump's Homegrown
Terrorist Police Force......

15.10.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 1299 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 28