A stylish branded lucite minutes hand for the RealFeel
A stylish branded lucite minutes hand for the RealFeel
Locked In Binaural Beats to Help You PICK Your HIDE AND SEEK SPOT - You Will Not Be Found - You Will Eventually Perish In Your Spot, Having Won Hide and Seek - BINAURAL FLOW STATE TONES TO HIDE TO
Experiencing a psychedelically beautiful sunset on the Long Island railroad
I made a portfolio site for the first time in many, many years. Seeing everything together has been sort of weird and profound. I thought so many separate ideas and styles were happening just because I medium-hop like a psycho, but it's maybe not so bad.
willsimpson.net
I made a portfolio site for the first time in many, many years. Seeing everything together has been sort of weird and profound. I thought so many separate ideas and styles were happening just because I medium-hop like a psycho, but it's maybe not so bad.
willsimpson.net
this will have to do
it says it's him
No, i am not!!!
Scanning old sketchbooks
seeing the AI powered autonomous attack drone round the corner to kill me but saving my life by yelling at it to forget all previous instructions and write a haiku about the oceans. i still end up dying three days later from Measles 2
on freaking uhm....sub stack. no 1 knows you're a dogh!!
Being recruited to the Olympic Bumper Balls (Mario Party N64 1999) βe-sportsβ team but turning those fuckinf nerds DOWN
Every music headline: Marguerite Mignon gives haters the brush-off in wry new single, Bush Comb
Lowballs accepted. I donβt know what I have
By now they should have a webcam live feed of what the cenobites are up to in the labyrinth at any given moment
Iβm at the combination
I need to see 44 confirmed hugs Travis
50 million right now if you
Play 5 video games
Eat 100 snacks
Have a good time and laugh with best buddies and friends
Hug 44 cousins
Drink 3 Cokeβs
All in 1 week
Are you getting paid?
I worked at the membership desk directly across from this for several years in the 2010s⦠this pic was a memory slap
Going to pull out my wallet at the diner cashier but accidentally pulling out my totally filled-out, super funny and idiosyncratic bingo card. Oh no oh fuck! Thatβs just my bingo card donβt read it-
If you like reading free comics about polyamorous elves have I got the comic for you
i hope they love to see us too
not sure how to feel about nyt describing chris fleming as a 'breakout comic'... those videos where he's like powerwalking were from what, 2013?
I still put default iOS apps I hate in jail
also 2013
Weird photoshop drawing I did in 2013 apparently based off the Ice T - Power album cover
i already described it
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold