Ash Bates

Signing in to the account I never use to ask someone why my Assassin's Creed achievements didn't unlock might be the most on brand thing I've done. Time to not post here for another eight months, probably.

Would also love an answer to this. The idea of going through AC2 again up to Sequence 9 is making me want to delete the game instead.

Can't believe they're gonna announce the Switch 2 while I'm at my Granddad's funeral. Damn it Nintendo.

Indiana Jones being compared to Dishonored and Hitman is actually putting me off it. Bounced off both games super hard but maybe big whip and nazi punching will sucker me in.

Clearly this is keeping me up at night.

NPCs That Suffered A Terrible Fate We did all we could for them.

I wrote this for TheGamer, I think I did a good job, let me know what you think!
www.thegamer.com/npcs-didnt-d...

Nintendo Wii Facts That'll Get Your Wiimote Waggling YouTube video by Cultured Vultures

Who wants some Nintendo Wii facts? You do!
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I still don't know what's happening on here and I'm scared. Send help.

DAYS GONE, 5 Years Later - Was I Wrong? 5 years ago, I reviewed Days Gone. How has it aged? Has it stood the test of time? Do we really *need* a Days Gone 2? 00:00 Intro - Days Gone in 202404:52 Th...

Please enjoy a very good video from my editor about Days Gone.

PS1 Games That ACTUALLY Need Remakes With hundreds of games, some of which are considered to be classics that hold up to this day, you’ve got the pick of the litter when it comes to choosing a p...

Babe wake up, new Cultured Vultures vid drops in a few minutes #retrogaming

Cultured Vultures Birds with words. Cover retro gaming with very long retrospectives, documentaries, lists, and more! From the downfall of certain consoles to the underrated games that you should check out, we'll dig o...

Keep forgetting to post things on here. Whoops.

Anyway, gonna make an effort to share stuff from the Cultured Vultures YouTube/website. Any support would be appreciated, oh random people on this app I've barely used. Thanks!

Spent the day trying to build a knock-off LEGO Halo Energy Sword, and the only thing I accomplished is stopping myself from skimming it down the garden. Building isn't the hobby for me it seems.

I don't know what I'm doing here, please enjoy pictures of my mum's new rug.