well no um

fur***s, i'm watching you too 😒😠

Yoshi is a being too pure for this world and does not deserve to have your unwashed scrotum inside him

you OF f*gs better NOT f*** it. please OF f*gs, do NOT stick your d**k in it 😠😡

SOPHIE's face:

i just don't think sapiosexuality is real and find it cringe regardless who talks about it

i swear she just has to insert herself in everything

he can't help that he's british and he makes great music so we can see past it

girl we know james blake is a smart and talented artist you didn't need to say all that to justify dating him

new drag name unlocked: Vera Klempt

Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry

A reminder that trans rights are human rights. If you don’t agree then you can unfollow. I’ve seen too many “mutuals” on multiple accounts following homophobes/transphobes that I’m surprised about. This post clearly shows my stance on matter. Best of luck to you.❤️✌️

dust? maybe. pet sit? yes! i am deathly afraid of spiders, but snakes i could warm up to 😌

im not even *that* good at cleaning, i just don't dream of labour

Two trains crashing into each other on a track. The first is labelled “my desire to abandon technology”, and the second is labelled “my desire for memes”.

gm from the capitalist hellscape

so im learning many of you are homeowners and also have disposable income to buy switch 2s.... who wants to pay my rent and/or take me in? i will not be a good house-they but i will happily do your dishes and color code your bookshelf and eat all your snacks

happy birthday!! 🎂🎈✨

me 3 months ago: shaves off all facial hair and has to wait 6 weeks for hair to grow back in, in an attempt to even out a moustache that had become uneven due to excessive tugging, pulling and chewing on the hairs

me 3 months later: proceeds to chew and pull on said moustache hairs all over again 🙃

no, never 🙂‍↔️

gay people shouldn’t have to work, we should all get weekly checks just for being so cute

what an adorable and handsome couple of cuties! happy anniversary ☺️🥰

that said, in two months' when euphoria is out and y'all see me posting about it i want you to know that i am only viewing it for zendaya and because it's an entertaining hot mess of a show. i do think cassie as a character is nonessential to the story and could have been killed off at any point

anytime i see Sidney Sweeney on my screen

thank you that is v sweet of u to say 🥹

oooh what is onlyposts?

(i only repost mine on there once in a blue moon 😅)

you give cutie patootie boywife energy

i can happily say ive never reposted my own selfie on here 😌 now have i reposted my n*des on my a*t?.. that is another story 🤭

(i woke up grouchy and cranky srry)