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You're going to have to trust me when I say I'm doing something /really/ cool (maybe. depends if it looks shit or not.)

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Forcing myself to try editorial photoshoots later so I can make Ymyr a more convincing celebrity 🙃

I do not like dressing sims. I hate it actually. Having an important character who is a famous model is the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Ladder update:

My ladder is definitely in Lyon until the weekend. I will be getting it back. The person who passed it off as theirs has got the pompiers involved in their tree vs powerline situation.

Lesson from all of this:

i dont think there is one :/ buy a ladder, don't lend it to anyone.

I was not aware how few people own a ladder until today.

This is my ladder.

If you are offered a ladder and live in the south of france, the chances of it being mine are actually quite high. Can I have it back please. Thank you in advance.

The plot twist even got me 😭

My ladder was given to someone as a favour and they've essentially pimped it out? Do i call the police or a lawyer. What is happening.

When I found out, I thought I was having some sort psychotic episode. Like is anything around me real? What do you mean the missing ladder is my ladder and now it's being held hostage somewhere near Lyon. What.

HAS THE ENTIRE CITY BEEN PASSING MY LADDER AROUND???????????

I have been asked for my ladder by /my/ friend because the emergency situation.

I actually lent my ladder to someone ages and ages ago and havent got around to collecting it.

Guess who has my ladder? THE PERSON THAT LOANED IT TO THE HANDYMAN.

I AM THE ORIGINAL LADDER OWNER.
WHERE IS MY LADDER.

my friend's friend has given someone ELSE the ladder.

The friend of my friend's FRIEND who has the ladder is 3 hours away and not answering their phone. The owner of the ladder needs it ASAP because a tree hitting some powerlines or some bollocks.

on the condition they give it back next week because the handyman needs it back by then.

SUDDENLY,

Handyman is asked for the ladder back by the owner, he goes to my friend and asks for it back, friend says it's somewhere else. My friend contacts his friend asking for the ladder back-

Drama involving a ladder where I live.

Someone owns a ladder, and their handyman needed to borrow it. Fair enough. Handyman does some jobs, leaves the ladder at my friend's house. Says he will pick it up next week because he's busy until then. My friend lends this ladder to someone else-

4th essay is due on the 6th.
I'm hoping I get my motivation back after then to do story posts or finish some cc.

I feel like I only exist in this space to post random shit and complain.

fair enough.

I don't even remember downloading a mouth worm :(( We need to get the wine out of my hand whenever I go cc shopping.

WHAT

Sometimes your girly isn't even a girly but a man in his 70s with emphysema.

She's not finished but ooooooo I can feel myself cooking here.

If she was a fish or a marine mammal, what would she be.

She's kinda fishy but she's also giving dolphin.

She's still going.

More likely he got tired of his twins and decided enough was enough 😭

Same 😭 Sam's so chatty he's managed to land himself a job with the resistance apparently.

He's making moves you and I can't even comprehend.

😭

Sam really put the distance between himself and his family. Damn. I get it though.

she's a maniiiiac, maniiiiiiac at your door
and she dancing like she's never danced beeeforeeeee.

Sam works WHERE?