William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵🐸

According to the forecast, it's either going to rain, snow or do neither. Hmmmm. 🙄

Damn it. For a brief moment, I thought, "What if Weeder and Jack Handy are the same person?"

It got weird and now I can't unthink that!

"Deep Thoughts... by Weeder"...

Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🫀 you did great today. You made it through

What if some asshole mentioned the song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" and then it got stuck in your head...? 🙄

Whenever I'm feeling sad, I just remind myself, "At least I'm not Marco Rubio..." 🙄

I wonder if straight people also look at pictures of naked people? 🙄

Not judging... just curious...

I would be 1,000% better than the disgusting memes the White House posts! At least some of yours are funny! 😂

And the award for Gayest Post of the Day goes to... 😂

My plan was to count calories, but the numbers were huge and the math got really hard... 😭

The even changed to ingredients in the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup to distract from the #EpsteinFiles... 😲

My turn!

Time Signature is just an illusion. Beats occur when they occur...

That's the way it has always been... 🤔

I swear I could make the world a better place if I was allowed to remove one Cabinet member and replace them with @weeder.bsky.social! 🤔

To-Do List:
1) Boycott shit
2) Be irrationally angry all the time
3) Check obituaries
4) Look at pics of naked men
5) Sandwich

(* Will caresses and affectionately kisses his EV... *) 🙄

Too soon... 😂

Practically indistinguishable from AI!

Congratulations! 💕

So we don't want to end our reliance on a dwindling oil energy resource BUT we DO want to deplete our #oil reserves while unnecessarily disrupting the pipe line. #IRAN

Are idiots in control?
What will you do about it??? #VoteBlue

I saved a few porn magazines from college for times when the power goes out. I should probably get some vodka and corn-nuts...

FUCK! If my sister read real news for 5 minutes a week, she would understand why I'm not speaking to her. 😡

just in case iran gets confused here's a map [map of florida but it says california]

When Trump says, "we'll make a lot of money", I'm pretty sure you and I aren't part of the "we"... 🙄

Hey... the atmosphere is doing that river thing again... ☔

... keep reminding myself how beautiful Seattle is in the summer! 😂 💦💦💦

No lie, I really did think this was an Onion headline, but no. @bencollins.bsky.social, I'm so sorry your staff's job is this hard now.

If you’re wondering why Congress doesn’t do what Americans want it’s because Congress doesn’t represent America. It represents the Predator Class.

UPDATE: Trump says Kushner helped convince him to go to war with Iran The disclosure highlights Kushner's massive financial conflicts.

Maybe it's just me, but I think more people should be talking about the fact that Jared Kushner helped convince Trump to start a war with Iran.

Meanwhile, Kushner's top client, Saudi Arabia, which pays Kushner $25 million+ annually, was also lobbying Trump to start a war.

I like my men like I like my popcorn...

Oh, sorry... I just really like popcorn!!!

If you haven't taught your child to scream the song "Burning Down the House" at the top of their lungs, what are you even doing as a parent!?!? 😂