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The living embodiment of Cabot Sharp Cheddar and a mid-shelf Malbec. Lacks sophistication; adequate.

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South Park taco that poos ice cream
South Park taco that poos ice cream YouTube video by ronnf83

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oUs...

13.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Preferably one that poops ice cream.

13.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mad, but not as mad as Dad.

13.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a parent, but that seems regressive and neglectful. πŸ™

13.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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13.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where do they weigh the calibration weights, and how do they calibrate THAT scale? πŸ€”

12.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that's definitely....a take. πŸ˜‚

Personally, I think they could have cast the corpse of John Cazale in the role of Mary and the performance would have been slightly less flat. 😁

12.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would argue that The Godfather Part III is also an acceptable answer.

12.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A greyscale plush doll of Count Orlok from the film Nosferatu, sitting in a windowsill in a product promo shot. The detail is more-or-less true to life with a head and hands that are slightly disproportionately large compared to the rest of the body. The face has a menacing glare and it's fingers are outstretched, emphasizing its claw-like fingernails.

A greyscale plush doll of Count Orlok from the film Nosferatu, sitting in a windowsill in a product promo shot. The detail is more-or-less true to life with a head and hands that are slightly disproportionately large compared to the rest of the body. The face has a menacing glare and it's fingers are outstretched, emphasizing its claw-like fingernails.

Ok, bsky, I'm counting on one of you to convince me that I do not, in fact, need this Count Orlok plushie in my life.

11.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’― πŸ€˜πŸ˜†

11.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no earthly idea what Boston Public was about, but I probably would have watched at least one episode had the theme song been Down With the Sickness.

11.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀘😁

11.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classic!

I've been making my own custom T shirts for a few years and my fav says "HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A" and then a pic of a forklift. Nobody gets it, but someday I will bump into someone who LOVES it and it will all be worthwhile.

11.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

0.0054 here. I have no idea what that means.

10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI, came across the Zapp's Creole Onion chips a few weeks ago and picked them up on a whim and OMG! Might be recency bias talking, but they could be some of the best chips I've ever had. Easy top 5.

10.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This implies the existence of people with "emotional solutions". I reject the premise.

10.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is a perfect review. Five stars.

10.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œAmerican” names in a Japanese baseball video gsme

β€œAmerican” names in a Japanese baseball video gsme

markwayne mullin

10.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 621 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

Haven't ordered anything of value from the UK in a while, but I learned this week that between conversion rates and duties, you can pretty much take the sale price in pounds and double it and that's about what you're going to be paying in US dollars. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The days when my homepage was an RSS reader was peak internet, IMHO. RIP, iGoogle.

10.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every movement I've left in my lifetime (be it social, political, religious, etc...) has been the result of the group not having the awareness to recognize the inherent hypocrisy of its beliefs vs its behaviors, e.g. "Freedom means me deciding what's best for you instead of The State". Great take.πŸ™„

09.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showtime, please put Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Clint Eastwood, Dennis Miller, and Jesse Ventura in a house for 6 weeks with exactly enough resources to keep 5 people alive, but also the option to stockpile resources for yourself by exploiting housemates and called it The Real Real L Word.

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've come up with some house rules for Monopoly that make the game tolerable for me:

- Taxes/fines go in the middle, claimed by landing on Free Parking
- A strict 30 minute time limit--at the end of 30 minutes, the player with the most assets declares me the winner
- I get the dog AND the car

09.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well played. πŸ˜†

09.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that means you're preggonant.

09.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks yummy! πŸ˜‹

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When your greatest aspiration in life is to get an approving fist bump from The Situation...

08.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, most Mexican food ends up being heard, eventually.

08.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds epic, glad you had such a nice evening!

08.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't speak for everyone, but that's exactly how I read it, thanks for confirming. 😁

08.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0