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"I hired four strippers for Tracy Jr's twelfth birthday: Pinky, Blinky, Inky, and Clyde."
Took me a second to realize what you meant and she's not an alum
"I don't know they must be big shots taking airplanes every day of the week, not calling their parents" youtu.be/BAc6K1FQzgg?...
Top: Most people rejected His Message. Image: Cartoon of people scowling at Jesus and one yelling "Shut up!" with Jesus in foreground
Stop it. That's a rejected 30 Rock bit
Oh hell yes. I love both FFB&B and The Bottle and Fresh Horses
You're singing The Music of the Night but this is clearly a matinee performance
Okay, but what does this tell us about the NFC East?
Oh no, Lana Del Reyth**n would be relevant again
Easiest block decision
What about us brain dead slobs?
Cornhole + Hibachi shrimp toss = profit
Choose your fighter:
This is a great comp
Sick
I was skeptical, but I have loved Stumble. It's funny, smart, and delightfully weird.
Man, exact same
Screenshot of weird looking AI-generated artefact from original image
"Honey, can you please put away your bazooka?"
"Not yet, I need to show it to the Interdimensional Being"
Hey the link is missing
Debi tirar mas shuteye
Watermelon radish in a shrimp pasta, or any pasta really, is a really weird choice.
I didn't see the quote tweet at first so I thought you were posting this story and saying you had been privy to a second, even-worse incident of inflight urination by a US Skier
Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for introducing us to the Plaxico Burress of Norwegian skiing
@mkingjohnson.bsky.social
@mkingjohnson.bsky.social
Bad Bunny dressed as Shrek in still from SNL skit
This was my introduction to him, everything I've learned since has been great
“Area 51” is ... designed to not only help players get back on the field, the workouts are geared to maximize whatever the injured player can do so that they’re putting in the same level of work as their teammates.
