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@herodotuspenguin

The ancient historian reincarnated as a penguin. An apt and erudite apterydite.

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Thank you!!

07.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

07.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the Welsh hashtag, but Isnโ€™t there a psalm verse for it? Thou art a priest for ever, after the order of Melltigedigโ€?

07.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m wondering what they thought would be Britainโ€™s source of all that electricity. Abundant British coal? More Nuclear? As far as Iโ€™m aware no one in 1979 was seriously proposing wind farms.

07.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find that the phenomenon of recognising all the characters but not being able to construe the sentence (in Mandarin) has a kind of inverse in listening where I know the meaning of what is said to me but would have great difficulty in articulating what words have been used. Does that happen too?

07.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! Appreciated!

07.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Appreciated. Much more positive than my work colleague who looked at me, groaned, and started on his horrific anecdote about back surgeryโ€ฆ

07.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have developed sciatica and I now walk like an old person. This is vexing and distressing.

I was going to say โ€œlike someone twice my ageโ€ but I realised that โ€œlike someone 1.5 times my ageโ€ was more apt, because people twice my age generally donโ€™t walk.

07.03.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if you drop your phone into the inner workings of your seat, donโ€™t try to retrieve it yourself, but ask for assistance when you land. Otherwise you might find yourself blasted through the cockpit canopy without any time to fold away your tray table and put your seat in the upright position.

02.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve heard that in the F-15 the food service isnโ€™t very good, but at least you donโ€™t have to bother with the safety briefing. The fact you canโ€™t lie fully flat is more than compensated by the badass entertainment system.

02.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCan you really not play, Grandad? Iโ€™m sure mummy said when you drank the fourth beer at lunch that you were harpistโ€
#GirlsOwnCc

01.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pavlova?

01.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1066 turned out ok. Ish.

01.03.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting indeed! I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m a particularly visual-oriented person. I canโ€™t draw, I am mildly prosopagnostic, and I much prefer music and literature to visual arts.

28.02.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can choose what to focus on. So I can choose whether to โ€œseeโ€ an apple in my mind, or think about its taste, or the crunch sound as I bite. Etc. But I donโ€™t *have* to focus on any of these.

28.02.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tart nectar???
Oh, I see.
Just for a moment I thought this was @girlsown.bsky.social territory.

27.02.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @microsoft.com my laptopโ€™s default landing page on Edge - I assume curated by you - is a series of clickbait ads for the Telegraph and the Daily Express. Which I assure you isnโ€™t a response to my reading habits. Do you realise this makes you look like fascists?

27.02.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just walked past the genetics research institute between Euston and Kings Cross. A couple were clearly visible doing what looked like a prelude to their own โ€œgenetic researchโ€.

I guess you could say they had a neck in the Crick.

25.02.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could of course have said โ€œGreetings from Tasmania, Penguinโ€ or โ€œGreetings from Penguin, Tasmania, Penguinโ€ or โ€œGreetings mania from Penguin Tasmania, Penguinโ€ or โ€œPenguin mania greetings fromโ€ โ€ฆ orโ€ฆ. or โ€ฆ.

23.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastic! Looks amazing! Tasmaniaโ€™s very much on the bucket listโ€ฆ

23.02.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Double, double,
Toil and trouble.
โ€˜Lectric powered
Russell Hobbโ€™ll.

22.02.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As the clouds of war gathered in 1914, depth charges were laid in the Serpentine. The unfortunate Martha Sniddons picked one up and used it as a skating aid. The picture captures the moment when the explosion caught her under the chin, leading to her sad demise a millisecond later. #GirlsOwnCc

22.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cafe on the ice was famous for its novelty kitchen-roll dispensers.
#GirlsOwnCc

22.02.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@upsidebackwards.bsky.social

22.02.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Milk. But a bit watered down. And with a sparkle. As you might expect, a bit weird overall.

If it turned up on the menu today, I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d bother.

22.02.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not too late! All you need is a pint of milk and a soda siphonโ€ฆ.

21.02.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My grandparents used to give me carbonated milk as a treat (in the 1980s)! It seemed a little strange at the time but I guess itโ€™s what they remembered from their own childhood.

21.02.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Youโ€™re right though. There is no illustration that doesnโ€™t bring out the worst in me. That is what the worst in me is for.

21.02.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Using faux-archaic English for comic effect is fine, but it really irritates me when they get the grammar wrong. โ€œThouโ€ is nominative and โ€œtheeโ€ is accusative, so โ€œThee havenโ€™t changedโ€ is wrong.

Otherwise, dear card designer, I would have bought your card.

Verily, โ€˜tis not rocket science.

20.02.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0