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@woland11

Professional yearner, Egyptian in need of immigration the fuck out of here, exmuslim atheist, blah blah you know it all already

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My new @ is @/stendhalist😒

21.08.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

TWITTER WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME

16.08.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY SUSPENDED MY NEW ACCOUNT WTF MAN

16.08.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

PlsπŸ˜”

10.08.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! Whether I'll get a response is another story tho πŸ˜”anyway would appreciate a follow or shout-out

10.08.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beats me! They didn't provide any proof

10.08.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay so just for the record Twitter thought I'm a bot and suspensed. I've appealed but in the meantime you can follow me at @/citizenofkosmos

10.08.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Please donate to my friend, help a queer person escape from a country where homosexuality is illegal ❀️

12.06.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure

29.05.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again asking to please consider donating to my gofundme to leave Egypt if that's okay 🫢

19.05.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's my birthday I guess

06.05.2025 07:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh I need a job so bad why does no one want a website

04.04.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean?

30.03.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat gpt how do I get my massive Arab family not to wish me a happy birthday because I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

29.03.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please someone explain to me how to forget that my birthday is in a month or so because I swear I'll be hit with the worst depression ever if I have a whole day as a constant reminder it's another year I am still stuck here with no end in sight and my life sucks

29.03.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe I'm what people think about now when Roy Cohn is mentioned

23.03.2025 09:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

23.03.2025 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

INSHALLAH

22.03.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to issue a reminder that Trump has a long and storied history with Russian organized crime that has connections with the Kremlin and he is absolutely a Russian asset. Along with his mentor Roy Cohn (mafia lawyer), & the Epstein connection this is literally a government of criminals

22.03.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada should establish an American resist lib government-in-exile with its own paramilitary force. If Carney has the courage

22.03.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you sooo much Matthew ❀️!

22.03.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From liberal idealism and "we were founded on beautiful ideals we are fighting for the soul of America" to fascism and mass deportations

22.03.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I often remember that my first introduction (as an Arab completely unrelated to the US) to American politics was watching Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom at 14/15 and I compare it with the state of the US today and I really can't help but chuckle really hard

22.03.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The architect of modern America was an antisemitic Jewish gay homophobe you really can't make this stuff up

22.03.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear liberals if Trump is antisemitic then why was his mentor Roy Cohn

22.03.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so extremely nonsensical on many levels I genuinely don't have the energy to go through just how nonsensical this is

22.03.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear liberals if Trump is antisemitic then why was his mentor Roy Cohn

22.03.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a prison where ALL prisoners who go there never get out. A cruel narcissistic liar who routinely breaks the law pinky swearing it'll be for a RENEWABLE 1 year means nothing. As if Trump is going to be like "Oh yes 1 year is enough let's take them back" please be fr

22.03.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Though at this point if I DO win the diversity visa lottery I'm unsure if I'll go or not. An Arab who staunchly supports Palestine and despises Trump and the GOP and came to the US on a literal DEI visa is definitely getting detained by ICE 😭

22.03.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On slightly unrelated note Trump's narcissistic inability to realize the regimes of Egypt and Jordan aren't sacrificing themselves for him has me terrified if he'll impose any punishments. When I saw that list of citizens from countries X banned from the US my heart sank expecting Egypt to be there

22.03.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0