Brady Phillips

My horrified eyes and mouth superimposed on a... erm... tampon, with the text caption "In your WHAT?!?!?"

Snapchat filters are WILD bro

May your 2025 be filled with humility and humanity, love and lust, gratitude and gratification, lessons and less sins. Peace to you and yours ✌️

Happy New Year anyways

To visit, agree; to install, prohibitively expensive, lol

Beautiful comma expensive

I know it's a typo but I'm imagining his stomach warming up to you because you're giving him home cooked gourmet meals rectally

(sic)

Merry Christmas, I hope you get all the presence you need

Why is it that when I need to force-reboot my computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I'm choking
it until it passes out? 😏

Yeah, sus. Help Dakota, Hurt Weeder

[at restaurant]

THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine

ME: idk ask the some liar

THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?

ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

Jesse Welles is a national treasure.

I love Jesse so much

Add to the list:
Jesse Welles

Loving Iggy Pop in 2019's The Dead Don't Die

I have seen the coming of the new Bob Dylan, the new Woody Guthrie. Jesse Welles is incredible, just incredible.

Beautiful set. Reminds me of the pattern on a Turkish tea set we were gifted.

A blue paper mache head with conical horns, a big eyeball, and orange worms coming out of the other eye socket.

Sheila—a paper mache demon getting ready for her stop motion interview.
#ArtAdventCalendar

This looks SO fun

Lol, I like yours too!

Lazing around on Sunday

Oh wow it must have been exciting to see all those gems together. Really cool vintage stuff!

Please, we NEED one for our neighborhood pool

They Love

Grilled fluffernutter with cinnamon sugar crust

I wasn't fucking around

It means your trash will be heavier when you take it out to the curb next week

So is a fleshlight!

OK thanks, you've ruined the Pale Man for me. He will now and forever be a derpy turtle.

I want to gain like 40 lbs but fit comfortably in a medium shirt. I want to be super dense like a 1 egg brownie recipe.

I will try, also going to sprinkle salt, sugar and cinnamon on the outside before grilling to make a caramelized crust