Fuck Plausible Deniability

It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.

Leavitt: "The president will be meeting with defense contractors here in the White House in a few minutes to talk about the president's aggressive and fierce support for rapidly increasing the ability of US manufactures to produce American-made weapons."

That’s phase 2 of this grift.

Those help her stand up straight since she doesn’t have a spine.

Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

"Stripping anonymity from the internet would constitute one of the most sweeping rollbacks of civil rights in recent history. It would allow for unprecedented levels of mass surveillance and censorship, endangering the most marginalized members of society."

The reality is Trump is the one who should be fired for not firing Kristi Noem for the reasons she really should have been fired.

If he had not, they’d have another misspoke on their hands.

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An AI generated image of the Trump administration dressed in Star Trek red shirts.

You say: Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas – Western Hemisphere

I hear:

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Kristi Noem going out praising herself for her courageous public service when all she did was steal our money and lie to America and brutalize the vulnerable and screw her boyfriend is pretty much the exit from DHS I expected of her

It is very important she eventually go to prison

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

New Ayatollah just dropped.

My tax dollars are hard at work, I see.

Only to change his diaper. Little President Poopypants.

Yep, just like they prayer fixed his ear.

“No stupid rules of engagement”

RFK Jr: "President Trump understands that we're engaged right now in spiritual warfare and that the malevolent forces want to drive us apart and end our connection to each other. One of the ways we can remedy that is by reinstituting this sacred ritual of eating with each other and cooking."

Now I understand why Trump isn’t Catholic. There’s no way he could abstain from murdering people during Lent.

Fuck this pseudo holy war bullshit. I hope every Catholic who supports Trump - including the FLOTUS - is at peace with their decision.

Maybe the happy couple will be allowed to have conjugal visit overnights at each other’s prison.

KAMLAGER-DOVE: At any point in your tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

NOEM: You're peddling tabloid garbage

K: You should be able to answer if someone asks if a federal official is sleeping with their subordinate

NOEM: It's garbage

K: It's about your judgment

"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)

This made my night. 😂

That was a misspoke. 😂

I’m torn on whether this should be named a GOTCHA or a GOPTCHA.

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social

The GOP continues to prove that when they aren’t allowed to cheat on the front end, they are not above cheating on the back end.

They are the very definition of ethical and moral disengagement.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay