John Walker

When you hear Kristi Noem was fired, it’s hard not to hope that sentence gets finished with “out of a cannon” or “into a volcano”

This is the worst option by far

The Gen X urge to make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe

That’s a great way to throw your back out

The other elves in the Keebler tree are gonna be so bummed that Li’l Greg Bovino is coming back home

In the best way

This new EP is aces, especially the remix of the title track! Classic TMBG melodicism with an undeniable hooky groove

They Are Most Likely Of Average Height

I'll never forgive the people who allowed that man to get back into the White House.

A cautiously optimistic new year to you

This is huge if true

*jig

P.S. and you had me at Dan Stevens

Oooo! I received the paperback for Christmas and it’s coming up soon in my stack!!! I’ve got time to be one of those annoying viewers who can tell everyone how it compares to the book ;)

Betty says she would never! But she adds that it does look yummy (and I’m just a few pages in but can confirm her impression)

Although The House is pretty good title tbh

“And at midnight I will turn back into an ordinary weasel”

*Aggressive Pennywise dance*

Every page of this thing is gorgeous

No, I left because I hated it there. Let it burn.

Making the monster superhuman and large—you know, for science!—and then deciding he doesn’t like him is Victor’s ultimate self-own. Things would be so different if the good doctor was into short kings.

(Sorry for the excited way I shouted your name)

Joanna! Do we really assume Manousos reached out to the hive mind at the end? I thought he shielded his eyes, a totally different implication. Curious what you think.

I involuntarily said DAMN out loud after watching that. Holy shit these morons are out of their league when talking to any real legislator who stays on target.

That does not look like a harmless anything

The Trump crowd are so scared and small-minded… cruelty is their only power

It’s terrific

It’s simply the best!

Hateful, stupid-looking white folks doing what they do. Disgusting through and through.

Tom Stoppard. A literal actual genius and legend. (1937-2025)