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@bethysquires

vulture writer, aspiring gambling den owner

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feeling very mandela effect'd by the phrase "architect bianca censori" in writeups of the new ye trial www.vulture.com/article/kany...

03.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Never Got John Mulaney’s Self-Tape for The Bride! Now Louis Cancelmi is Young Cop.

All blessings to @bethysquires.bsky.social for writing about this. I refer to THE BRIDE! as the movie that almost cast John Mulaney as Young Cop, mainly because I have not seen it yet.

www.vulture.com/article/magg...

28.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Overhearing some great stuff at the bar tn:
β€œAnd then we found *his* body, 3 days later!”
β€œThe klan tried to move in and everyone was like β€˜nice try nerd.’”
β€œWhat do you call it again? Chinese people?”
β€œIf I make it to the retirement home I’m doing so much heroin”

18.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting BUFFALO 66 on at the bar is a bold move. It’s almost like having a bouncer

18.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my job is not like your job

16.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We Need a Whole Limited Series on the Crying Norwegian Biathlete Will Arnett, this could be your next Flaked.

they NEEEEEEED to make the crying norwegian biathlete into a prestige dramedy www.vulture.com/article/wint...

12.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

11.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2191 πŸ” 1006 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 21
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28.01.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was Jenna Jameson the Ultimate Female Anti-hero? Talking to JennaWorld’s Molly Lambert about Vivid Entertainment, MILFs, and the Queen of Porn herself.

proud of this interview with JENNAWORLD's Molly Lambert www.vulture.com/article/jenn...

28.01.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s most galling about CBS’s coverage tonight: It was the only net that didn’t include the video of Pretti working at the VA, or a single comment from his friends/parents, or any regular people reacting to his death.

It did spend a minute on another Final Thought commentary from Dokoupil

27.01.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

24.01.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 7972 πŸ” 1925 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 47
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canNOT believe that jw anderson brought the going-out-top to dior homme, what a silly goose

22.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder

08.01.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 14371 πŸ” 3395 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 130

Having a whale of a time explaining to people in LA exactly where Indiana is

04.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

25.12.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 3010 πŸ” 1193 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 97
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Today’s route for the Marty Supreme blimp took it over the mulholland drive apartment AND the happy days house

08.12.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI don’t have to, like, listen to a rule. Who made that rule? Some dumb guy.” -Courtney Love

06.12.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all β€” it's a dogwhistle

04.12.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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huge day for me as someone who went to Something About Her the week it opened www.vulture.com/article/cult...

01.12.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had a dream last night that jimmy kimmel was secretly a LARPer, and that's why he's always going on vacation. to LARP

01.12.2025 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a child watch an old fashioned get made with such awe in her eyes. Like it was a magic trick. Really heartening to see the next gen of barflies discover their inner truth

29.11.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we all grieve differently

26.11.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something is wrong w my keyboard

24.11.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's been raining in LA for so long that i've actually grown tired of my "it's raining in la πŸ’™" playlist

15.11.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

06.11.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 2482 πŸ” 498 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 21

Is this the first not closeted gay man to get this? Maybe…..representation matters??

04.11.2025 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A second person has done β€œhow you remind me” by nickelback at karaoke tn

19.10.2025 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

would watch

15.10.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

some of the most consequential reporting of my career. proud of this headline

15.10.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4