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ENNIE-submitted creator of the Beast World, and chief at Heartleaf Games! Follow me for rambling about tabletop RPG design & furry stuff. @esmerea.bsky.social is a raccoon I spend time with

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I try to keep it to myself until I feel like it'd be productive to talk about it. I'm not always perfect at that. Try and keep in mind that reaching out and letting someone help you can bring you closer to them. It's hard to admit when we're unhappy, but it's still true.

06.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that depression makes one less attractive is a super cruel irony. Feeling isolated begets isolation, etc. It's really hard to stay on the lip of that spiral without falling into it. If you're dealing with that, know that you're not alone.

06.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people get me gifts, I'm gonna stop saying "you shouldn't have" and start saying "You've made a grave error doing this."

27.02.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow won after blundering my queen, or as I prefer to call it:

sacrificed a high-value piece as the start of my checkmate attack

03.02.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I will also never tire of telling people from out of town that we're going to a place called "Just Pizza" for chicken wings, it is such a fun joke)

21.01.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're so right. I take folks to Just Pizza because they have good pizza as well as wings that are 98% as good as Duffs'.

But I must confirm that we agree: if you leave the region, it's shocking how quickly it becomes a wasteland, right? The foods that they serve while calling them "wings". Woof.

21.01.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was suspicious that this might be a thing exclusive to Niagara Falls, NY in the 1990s-2000s and I was absolutely right. I swear it was good when you got catering from The Como with pizza bread, I am not making it up

17.01.2026 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

will it have pizza bread

17.01.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The virgin Gen Z: "sex scenes make me uncomfortable"
The chad Sumerian poet: "My epic should begin with a wild man raised by antelopes fucking for two weeks straight."

Note: Please don't mistake this for my actual opinion of Gen Z who have a perfectly rational take on sex in media, honestly. I mean those scenes in Oppenheimer were terrible, come on

The virgin Gen Z: "sex scenes make me uncomfortable" The chad Sumerian poet: "My epic should begin with a wild man raised by antelopes fucking for two weeks straight." Note: Please don't mistake this for my actual opinion of Gen Z who have a perfectly rational take on sex in media, honestly. I mean those scenes in Oppenheimer were terrible, come on

This is now an Assyriology meme page ONLY

23.02.2024 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 365 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yes

12.01.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you try talking to the tents?

I'm not even sure I'm joking

12.01.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@esmerea.bsky.social my aunt in law be like

12.01.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like the Buffalo Bills to win this football game

11.01.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huge part of MCDM's strategy.

We just don't have any interest in that 1990s, Wild West, Internet Forum culture. We don't see it as a virtue. It's gross.

Moderate your spaces. The quality of the space improves.

07.01.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 447 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyone else*

05.01.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if anyone is horny for the Caves of Qud chrome pyramid

05.01.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recommend,

"please contact us, we want to let you publish a Caves of Qud tabletop book, Cullen"

05.01.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

05.01.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just saying that shame is a great deterrent for current behavior and a very poor motivator for new behavior

04.01.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace

26.12.2025 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1530 ๐Ÿ” 149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I have not, in fact, completed a run of Noita.

27.12.2025 09:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
one of the bad guys

one of the bad guys

the cop at the beginning of the movie

the cop at the beginning of the movie

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

19.12.2025 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2273 ๐Ÿ” 262 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

๐Ÿ‘€

18.12.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chess is more frustrating than fun, maybe

18.12.2025 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Types of truck:
Semi truck
Dump truck
Monster truck
FINAL TRUCK

15.12.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

caves of qud

15.12.2025 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I did a new walk

14.12.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1098 ๐Ÿ” 214 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Playing Noita makes me appreciate Caves of Qud all the more. Give me a way to reload if you're gonna have so many rare sandbox tools to play with!

15.12.2025 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

01.12.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Beast World 2026 Pinup Calendar 24 amazing furry artists spread across two pinup calendars and print sets for the third year in a row!

The 2026 calendar is already over 69% funded (nice)
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/h...

20.11.2025 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0