Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton

@wulfhelm.bsky.social your Apothecary at your service.

Have you been cuntaminated? Drop in for a FREE consultation. We may or may not* be able to help you.

*probably the latter

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Miss that gif here on blooskaii.

Oh dear! Cracked ribs? Make sure your ‘cough doesn’t get any worse 😁

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Your friendly Apothecary wishes @theselectfyrd.bsky.social, Mrs Fyrd and the hounds a safe and jolly adventure 😁

The aroma from the latrine pits is Wülferhampton’s signature scent.

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We deal with all types of leaks.

Not taking your meds again @theselectfyrd.bsky.social ?

😘

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Your apothecary, at your service.

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Who said the Apothecary was sane?

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social has volunteered to do the malleting.

And to you, sir.

We are expecting a delivery of cork plugs.

Good afternoon, dear Baker 🎄

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary wishes all a joyful Yulefest 🎄

Yule Health Tip:
Consume the Cook’s sprouts with caution. You heard it here first!

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The Apothecary hard at work resurrecting.

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You called?

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Glad we could help, Sire.

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Thank you, wise Banker.

@bankmercia.bsky.social
Would you be so kind to promote our latest commercial venture?
We would like to expand our services for the benefit of #Wülferhampton*

*More spuds for your vault

#Wülferhampton Apothecary Black Friday Sale!

Buy one scab, get a second scab absolutely FREE!

Delight your loved ones with this thoughtful gift.

Hurry while supplies last!

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Very considerate of you, Banker. We could use additional funding to improve the general health and well-being for all in #Wülferhampton.

Don’t forget to stock up on our bestsellers:

• g’Eau for Cough for that persistent ‘cough

• the Powder for crabs and other annoying infections that manifest after visiting the Wench

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One of our bestsellers.