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Storyboarder/Writer/Director of SpongeBob SquarePants, Hey Arnold, Phineas and Ferb, the graphic novel Duster, and the live action movie They're Watching. www.jaylender.com www.jaylenderart.com

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Featuring universally loved heroes Walter White and Kylo Ren. MAGA media comprehension is ever a wonder...

06.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're going to have a rough time pinning this on trans people.

06.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From Ukraine to Iran, Hacking Security Cameras Is Now Part of Warโ€™s โ€˜Playbookโ€™ New research shows hundreds of attempts by apparent Iranian state hackers to hijack consumer-grade cameras, timed to missile and drone strikes. Israel, Russia, and Ukraine have also adopted this trick...

Oh, no! These surveillance devices are being used to surveil us!! Who could have foreseen this?! WHO?!

06.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Me, too!

06.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m good either day.โœŠ

06.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cory Booker text message and my responses:

Are you kidding me? STOP.
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
From any and every phone number STOP.

Cory Booker text message and my responses: Are you kidding me? STOP. STOP STOP STOP STOP From any and every phone number STOP.

I find little ways to entertain myself... what else can you do?!

05.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman with a mohawk poses in a stylized black garment that looks like a bunch of smoke trying to be a dress. Behind her are two silver women who are both copying her pose. The outline of a tall rocketship is in the background.

A woman with a mohawk poses in a stylized black garment that looks like a bunch of smoke trying to be a dress. Behind her are two silver women who are both copying her pose. The outline of a tall rocketship is in the background.

This original artwork by Frank Kelly Freas only appeared in print in black and white, as an interior illustration for A. Bertram Chandlerโ€™s โ€œThe Far Travellerโ€ in the August 1976 issue of 'Analog' magazine. www.blackgate.com/2016/02/04/f...

05.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โœจFleischer Cartoons: Greatest Hits Vol 1โœจ

www.rockinpins.com/product/flei...

04.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I already ordered it!๐Ÿคฉ

05.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 ๐Ÿ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 14150 ๐Ÿ” 3386 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 140

This is an absolutely insane visual for a European official... holy shit.

04.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Deescalateโ€ฆ"

04.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian Nationalists with nuclear weapons braying that Islamic Nationalists should not have nuclear weapons.

Our homegrown lunatics all need to be REMOVED before they gin up a preemptive strike... we're closer than we think.

04.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the joke's on them because the GOP will never return the favor. Last guy to be corrupt is a rotten egg!

04.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a sensible policy. I'm definitely looking for an off ramp. Their Portfolio website is the only product they make that doesn't make my blood boil these days.

04.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dialog box informing me that "My Library" cannot be modified.

Dialog box informing me that "My Library" cannot be modified.

What is a library, why can't I modify it if it's MINE, and what makes Adobe think I wanted to modify it in the first place?! This justโ€ฆ appeared.

04.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wake up, Dems. This is a LOSER issue. We don't need to reach across the aisle on this or anything else. LET THEM BURN.

04.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. I've blocked them from accessing data from other apps, and that was likely the origin of the "damage" that forced the reinstall. Ugh.

I can't wait until we get past this time where corporations must GROW or die. Isn't it enough to just make a fortune?! Does it have to be ALL the money?

04.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
James T. Kirk, screams "ADOBEEEEEEEEE!!" after the software company buries him alive in the center of a dead planet. Unfortunately, Spock is not coming to save him this time.

James T. Kirk, screams "ADOBEEEEEEEEE!!" after the software company buries him alive in the center of a dead planet. Unfortunately, Spock is not coming to save him this time.

Photoshop was buggy so I had to reinstallโ€ฆ and Adobe OVERWROTE ALL MY ACTIONS AND WORKSPACESโ€ฆ just obliterated them. Because they store them in preference files, tied to the app rather than in documents in a safe location. It's like storing your birth certificate in the fucking FIREPLACE.

04.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He could have just said โ€œweโ€™re going to push some buttonsโ€ but he went with โ€œweโ€™re butt-hurt republicansโ€. Weird choice.

04.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nail that story down! It's important!

04.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Charley Chase brandishes three exploding cigars in a promotional still from the Laurel and Hardy film "Sons of the Desert".

Charley Chase brandishes three exploding cigars in a promotional still from the Laurel and Hardy film "Sons of the Desert".

This guy!
(He hated this role, but he's STILL hilarious.)

03.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Laurel & Hardy - The Restored Features, Volume 2 Give SONS OF THE DESERT and THE BOHEMIAN GIRL the ClassicFlix treatment!

Two more weeks to get these guys over the finish line.

For god's sake CHARLEY CHASE is in Sons of the Desert! (The funny one, not the porn one.)

03.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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AI-generated art canโ€™t be copyrighted after Supreme Court declines to review the rule A lower court previously said that โ€œhuman authorship is a bedrock requirement of copyright.โ€

โ€œOh no, my theft canโ€™t be protected by the state from other thieves!โ€ - all the AI Bros who constantly snark that Hollywood is finished because they are so good at creating the perfect prompt.

03.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana

(Also I really want to try a Korean style Poโ€™ Boy)

27.02.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4331 ๐Ÿ” 1221 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 233
Buttonsโ€™ Gamezone | Cartoon Cartoons
Buttonsโ€™ Gamezone | Cartoon Cartoons YouTube video by Warner Bros. TV

My cartoon โ€œButtonsโ€™ Gamezoneโ€ is out right now!!!

Watch it here!!

youtu.be/RpqMR9ANuJo?...

24.02.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 443 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Holy, cow, that was amazing!๐Ÿ˜ฎ

03.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and itโ€™s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3966 ๐Ÿ” 1818 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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There are at least 10,000 Amcits in Qatar alone, and the US government is saying we are on our own

03.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1391 ๐Ÿ” 518 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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US aircraft leave Spain after government says bases cannot be used for Iran attacks - NewsBreak MADRID, March 2 (Reuters) - Fifteen U.S. aircraft have left the Rota and Moron military bases in southern Spain since the U.S. and Israel launched weekend

Siri, show me what happens when you donโ€™t even bother to pretend to manufacture consent in your people or the international community before you launch an unmotivated war.

03.03.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0