NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
09.03.2026 01:26
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Frame #31900 from S02 -E17 - Bell Pepper-628411
08.03.2026 22:30
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::pounding desk:: TOUCH THE STOVE. TOUCH THE STOVE.
08.03.2026 23:28
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
11.02.2026 09:27
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A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022
Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️
08.03.2026 19:47
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A long haired tan tabby smushing her face into a blue-clad leg. Only her ears are sticking out.
Playing our favorite game, Bonk Head Into Mama And Purr
08.03.2026 19:28
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Compare this to my pastor this morning explicitly saying "you think it's God's will that dozens of schoolgirls in Iran died from a bomb blast? Or that American students die from senseless gun violence? Really?"
08.03.2026 16:23
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evening mocktail: grenadine, ginger syrup, seltzer water. Pour over ice and drink. Now we are fancy.
08.03.2026 01:54
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Dare Graham Platner to talk with Isaac Chotiner, tell him he would be a huge wuss if he doesn't
08.03.2026 00:10
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a message to these hackers:
You will be greeted as liberators
07.03.2026 20:10
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Universal Basic Income would be nice.
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
09.02.2026 23:12
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Female cardinal on a rail looking empowered as shit
Barbara
07.03.2026 06:37
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Mmm, that’s a tough one. If it’s not pressing (you don’t need the space, don’t have to move) I think it’s ok to wait a bit & revisit it in a few months.
07.03.2026 02:19
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dril tweet: its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
07.03.2026 02:07
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are you still happy to see them, or do they feel like an obligation? if the latter I’d sell
07.03.2026 02:05
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smoking that shit called Bloomin’ Nanni
07.03.2026 02:03
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Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
07.03.2026 01:51
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I listened to Tom Lehrer on repeat from an early age and it explains far too much about my personality
07.03.2026 02:00
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going to the casino to play the new machines
06.03.2026 14:25
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pepperoni makes my butthole explode and by God, everyone on this website is gonna hear about it
06.03.2026 20:38
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I'm so sorry. She was lucky to have you caring for her and loving her. ❤️
06.03.2026 19:32
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ANGRY BOOING. I hope things go as easily as possible for you. ❤️
06.03.2026 19:22
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Still from an old kaiju movie with a guy saying “If we’re lucky, both will die.”
06.03.2026 19:07
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oh hell yes, I love a personal beef
06.03.2026 16:19
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Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."
06.03.2026 00:30
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Cooked us
06.03.2026 14:37
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Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
06.03.2026 13:38
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An important academic update
Halal Truck Mr. Beast
Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast
06.03.2026 02:44
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::blinking rapidly::
06.03.2026 03:22
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oh ugh, yeah, that kind of turns me against it. I'm holding on to my 12 Mini iPhone because I like that it's small! keep it little!
05.03.2026 23:30
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