Strawbat.art

CW: Bones!
The hunter has become the hunter-ed! Commission for @deervourer.bsky.social!

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#vore #art #furry #deer #pred #belly #bones #digestio

POV: You've just been challenged to a wiggle-off ✨

Ooh-ee, Makeba, Makeba ma qué bella
Can I get a "Ooh-ee"? Makeba
Makes my body dance for you 🎵

Im now just visualising the cute sound effects and the little gesture of tom nook pocketing your taxes and handing you a receipt that you hold aloft proudly

A relaxing fishing game where you sell your fish…but you also have to pay bills to Tom Nook and calculate your taxes.

a close up of a cartoon character 's eye with a blue circle in it ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's eye with a blue circle in it

The chapter black saga from YuYu Hakusho… but the black chapter tapes were the un redacted Epstein files the whole time.

Yeah and your absolutely convinced your in reality the entire time. Perhaps you experience it like a memory like “Yeah this totally happened just yesterday”.

Every time I have these nightmares I always wake up sweaty and hot. I guess these are fever dreams from overheating.

I also dreamt I was in a jrpg where trees push away the darkness much like in Legaia…except it involved sailing and we had a tree planted on the boat to travel safely out on the ocean.

I remember the nightmare demanded I write an essay about it for some reason.

For context, at my English speaking school the teachers who thought Maltese were assholes who only cared about giving homework, correcting it in class and getting kids in trouble. Not actually teaching.

The O level grade being split between grammar and literature was just an extra spit in the face.

Also the essay was meant to be homework, but I forgot to do it, so thats why I was doing it then; but as I was panicking the teacher was mocking me the whole time.

Said teacher was also the same Dinosaur I remember from high-school who I didn’t like. Why wont you leave me alone, I’m 32 bitch.

I hate nightmares where I’m back in school. Dreamt I had to write an essay about Wild Arms in my native language by the end of the class but half way I realised I was writing in a text book and forgot which page I was writing in and was panicking trying to find the page again.

Randall Boggs could climb out from under my bed, swallow me and then spread out on my bed, belly up and wriggle with a mean toothy grin.

Gets the screams and a meal.

So no Randall then?

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The wine would definitely evaporate well before then.

Curiosity is fun!

Gonna keep this one brief; please stop using GPT and delete your account.

This is in response to recent news; thankfully this should be the easiest boycott ever.

Like, imagine watching a wine glass remaining un-effected by nature for billions of years just to see if it melts.

Makes watching paint dry look like a fraction of a blink of an eye.

Glass even in its stable solid form is still technically a liquid, but there’s misinformation about how ‘liquid’ it is.

It’s mainly to do with its absurdly high viscosity, so high that it would take longer than the age of the universe itself to ‘melt’, and thats assuming its still intact.

Ok fair enough, hope I havent caused you irritation here inadvertently.

I want to wake up one day tiny under my sonas palm as a duvet, resting on his warm stomach as a mattress and his stomach growling as my alarm clock.

That or a friends sona lol

When you rest your head against the window on the bus at a red light. 🚌

Current policy is if you commission me and want to share the art before I post it publicly, feel free to.

I am working with the idea that not everyone will post, and treating Patreon as support first. Still going to be diligently doing my best to cover benefits tho.

Atm I’m in this weird spot where my work has improved so quickly that uploading art from 2 months ago always feels like it doesn’t reflect where I actually am right now.

Going to be frank; creators are not entitled to success, especially in a crowded genre.

They dont deserve hate or failure, but if it doesn’t land, thats just how it is.

Just to make sure I understand. Does that mean talking about serious things currently happening once in a while is ok?

Or would you rather I dont at all? Just asking.

God this is one of my oddly specific fixations. Something about being turned into something so mundane and ate like that, even just implied.

Very silly

Field Trip

Trip Field

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Marsupials previously thought extinct for millennia discovered in New Guinea The chances of finding one mammal species thought to be lost was ‘almost zero’ and finding two is ‘unprecedented’, biologist Tim Flannery says

Celebrate the positive when it comes along:
Two charismatic marsupial species that had been thought extinct for 6,000 years are alive in rainforest in remote West Papu
www.theguardian.com/environment/... 🧪