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@irrediated

Queer particle physicist working in industry post-academia. Probably still posting work anecdotes, but you can't vote on my hair colour anymore. Trying to do a book rec a month. They/them

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Today I learned that sunscreen will dissolve those chalk paint pens. Developed a blue patch on my arm from holding some labelled equpment at work

02.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recently a friend was telling me about their recent "bear meal" which is of course salmon and berries with honey. Very cute

27.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

24.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 9144 πŸ” 2136 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 59

I am begging identity/accounts developers to realize that people move regions

16.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread had me progressively cackling

15.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

01.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2718 πŸ” 1486 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 67
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Scientists no Longer Find Twitter Professionally Useful, and have Switched to Bluesky Synopsis. Social media has become widely used by the scientific community for a variety of professional uses, including networking and public outreach. For

Bluesky is the new science Twitter, new study by @whysharksmatter.bsky.social and Julia Wester concludes!

"Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."

13.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 6581 πŸ” 2116 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 183
Doom running on a monochrome CRT on an IBM 486 cash register

Doom running on a monochrome CRT on an IBM 486 cash register

sorry let me try this again *ahem*

playing doom *on* my cash register

12.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

this isn’t difficult:

Don’t fuck your students

Don’t fuck your clients

Don’t fuck your patients

Don’t fuck your interns

Don’t fuck your wife’s adopted adult children

this still leaves a lot of people you can fuck!

03.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

Always use the mic at a conference even if you’re loud. People who can’t hear you *can’t hear you * when you ask if you can hear them in the back. Some of us went to one too many hardcore shows in our youth without ear plugs and our hearing ain’t what it used to be πŸ₯Ί
#SICB2026

04.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 28

A motorist just drove by while I walked past a big puddle near the sidewalk and splashed me like I'm some sort of sad sack in an 80s movie!!

06.01.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!

04.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2693 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 27
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Thinking fast, slow, and super slow How mathematicians train their intuition

On (mathematical) intuition and the way you can build it. When intuition and calculation don't match, rather than "shut up and calculate", you can build a better intuition and imagination over time
davidbessis.substack.com/p/thinking-f...

03.01.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discovering this at 11pm when the person I thought was my ride from the party says "I think I'm too tired to drive safely later, how are you getting home?" was not my favourite. Napping on a friend's couch to get the first service home to take my morning medication is not the 2026 vibe I wanted

31.12.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when my city advertises "free public transport for new year's eve!" but runs the usual timetable that ends sometime between 10pm and midnight on most routes. Thanks buddy you're so useful.

31.12.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Learning Auslan, starting with mostly fingerspelling. I can't remember having to be so aware of how words are spelled. Remembering the letters at the beginning of a word while I wait to see the end is hard work!

31.12.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Writing Genres:
First draft: Horror
Abstract: Action thriller
Hypothesis section: Fantasy
Results section: Tragedy
Limitations section: True crime
Implications section: Satire
Grant application: Science fiction

22.12.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't read DMs anymore because I don't think websites need to know things that are on my driver's license. I will be sticking to this so I guess if I don't answer DMs that's why

14.12.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
joe @mutablejoe on twitter: 
"He's making a list 
He's checking it twice 
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice 
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679"

joe @mutablejoe on twitter: "He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679"

05.12.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit 

Image 1: un pied de biche 

Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « AmazonΒ Β» situΓ© en extΓ©rieur

06.12.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 4362 πŸ” 1640 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 41
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo

16.11.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 4064 πŸ” 1520 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 426
Sarah is in the backseat of some car holding up a sticker showing a squid on a phone and the squid says get squid facts text squid to 1-833-sci-text . There’s also a business card that looks like a phone that says horseshoe crab is calling. There’s also a zine that has a caked up earth that says β€œMILFs for Mother Earth”

Sarah is in the backseat of some car holding up a sticker showing a squid on a phone and the squid says get squid facts text squid to 1-833-sci-text . There’s also a business card that looks like a phone that says horseshoe crab is calling. There’s also a zine that has a caked up earth that says β€œMILFs for Mother Earth”

People sometimes ask me for a business card, and I never have a card, but I almost always have some random assortment of science education material on me. So when a man asked me for my card earlier today I dug around in my pockets & handed him a MILF zine, horseshoe crab card, and a squid sticker πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

15.11.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The terms that software people come up with always make me laugh. I'd heard about "code smell" but today I learned about "dogfooding" which is when you practice using your own product as a customer would.

19.08.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a nice chat today with my bus twin John (catches the same bus as me in the morning and afternoon from the same stops). He's new to the area so I've been issuing restaurant recommendations.

22.07.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My team lead: you know that thing where smells can evoke memories? Well, whatever new cleaner they're using in the bathroom reminds me of when I used to play world of warcraft

22.07.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents Please see the β€œcondensed time line” section (the next one) for a time line of how the Xerox saga unfolded. It for example depi...

Huh, I wonder if this is a human typo or if the 6->8 scanning bug from old xerox brand photocopiers got them.
www.dkriesel.com/en/blog/2013...

22.07.2025 08:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mostly text with some illustrations.

One Hundred Factorial
Puzzles, art and games with the Maths Learning Centre
www.adelaide.edu.au/mathslearning/play
#100factorial

Twelve matchsticks

Twelve matchsticks can be laid on the table to produce a variety of shapes. For example:

Here there is an illustration of three shapes made from matchsticks: a shape like a two by two square with two one-by-one squares attached to it, a three by three square, and a five by one rectangle.

Some shapes have the same area and some have a different area. For example, the shapes above have areas 6, 9 and 5.

Arrange 12 matchsticks to make a shape with area 4.

Mostly text with some illustrations. One Hundred Factorial Puzzles, art and games with the Maths Learning Centre www.adelaide.edu.au/mathslearning/play #100factorial Twelve matchsticks Twelve matchsticks can be laid on the table to produce a variety of shapes. For example: Here there is an illustration of three shapes made from matchsticks: a shape like a two by two square with two one-by-one squares attached to it, a three by three square, and a five by one rectangle. Some shapes have the same area and some have a different area. For example, the shapes above have areas 6, 9 and 5. Arrange 12 matchsticks to make a shape with area 4.

Many people got interested in this puzzle at MASA yesterday. The most fascinating thing is how many people assumed it was a trick question and looked for a solution with sticks inside or outside or on top of each other *assuming that sort of thing was the intent*.

17.07.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

15.07.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 10034 πŸ” 2696 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 153
The eel facts advent calendar has 5 species of eel on it, ribbon eels which are royal blue and bright yellow, american and european eels hanging out in some eelgrass, a yellow moray, and 2 splendid garden eels which are orange and yellow. The boxes are all numbered in fun boxes with orange and light organ zigzags and a yellow oval in each with the number of the day

The eel facts advent calendar has 5 species of eel on it, ribbon eels which are royal blue and bright yellow, american and european eels hanging out in some eelgrass, a yellow moray, and 2 splendid garden eels which are orange and yellow. The boxes are all numbered in fun boxes with orange and light organ zigzags and a yellow oval in each with the number of the day

You ready for this year's advent calendar?

We're learning about EELS!!!!!

This year's artist @ehrenenglish.bsky.social absolutely knocked it out of the park. Look at these eels!!

These facts cover both biology & history of eels.

Dive in with us here:
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/eel-...

15.07.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 13

Have to admit the guys at work are right. Dishwashing liquid DOES clean my glasses better

15.07.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0