Rachel M

What's cane sugar and will it make cocacola more yummy or more going to kill me

Cool to see Tom morello and billy corgan
extremely uncool to see David draiman

Watching the black sabbath goodbye show the way it should be enjoyed. On a phone propped up on the dishwasher while I clean up the kitchen 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

They look and sound great tbh but like Noel is such a melter presence would prefer just a Liam show me

Dyaknowwhat I mean has lasted for an eternity

Watching the oasis reunion the way it should be enjoyed. While Feeding my daughter in bed in a dark room via a TikTok live stream 🤘🏻

Anyone ever just remember Matt Hancock, like he is still out there walking among us

Now I think so too. It was Friday we started all feeling shite so it adds up. Good diligent testing from yous

We also caught something Covid adjacent but I didn't think to test! Head was bursting for days and kids boke sick 🤒

Shit I almost just got twitter back again

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Did the last wicked press run not just end? Do we really need to endure the suffering of another one already

I'm obsessed with the Elemis one! Will try this one cos I'm not a millionaire and I'm about to run out

The gangster henchman from the Simpsons says I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE. FOUR MICHAEL B JORDANS!

I had a stressful afternoon so I'm going to watch Superbad but I don't have much time so I'll skip everything apart from the cop bits with bill hader. It just makes more sense

Only two days have passed and the blue origin conspiracy theories are a-flowing 🤗🤗🤗

I'm watching infinity pool and I keep laughing that I thought the premise of this film was a haunted pool

Running point is so good because you literally don't need to know anything about basketball even though it's about basketball 💃

Health anxiety is great fun because it mostly involves thinking you're genuinely dying at least once a day, not dying, and then never learning from that

Acrylic painting of David Lynch and in front of him is a white picket fence with red roses.

Wanted to do a quick acrylic pen painting on this notebook - and this seemed apropos

hey man my kid hated that stuffed animal you got him. refused to be in the room with it. we had to put it outside and show him proof it was destroyed. super thoughtful of you though

The food filter: which supermarket has the best tinned chopped tomatoes? Who wins for quality and flavour, and how much should you spend?

The food filter: which supermarket has the best tinned chopped tomatoes? 🍅 www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...

A strong female traitor is the buzzphrase of 2025 #thetraitors

See if I hear that song 'messy' one more time when I'm on TikTok I am going to smash my phone that'll show everyone

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy vs Laura Loomer and Ann Coulter

Sooo other day I went for a facial, when I got there they said oh no you're booked for a massage. Which I would never do, but figured yep my bad. Got the massage. Then they called me yesterday evening to ask me for a review of my facial 🫠🫠🫠 logged into my account and the booking has disappeared lol

Watching the holiday skipping the Jack black parts

Noooo! At least it can be gone by Christmas?

🤣 I do think carrick is underrated. When I was there recently I was like ... why isn't this as popular as north down? It's got a castle so it's better?