david schlenk 🧹

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thumbs up 👍

whomst among us

“Does Charlie like pickles? Or would he rather have $6.39 in junk drawer change”

Cash is so great. Who doesn’t want cash?

Same. They have a soup my kid loves that no one else has, and I’m like “buddy I love you but here’s the deal” and wouldn’t you know it he was fine eating other soups

odd how I haven’t bought anything there since they refused to do anything about armed masked goons walking into their stores to abduct their teenage employees

Oh, yeah, I bet it doesn’t work on the phone app (yet?). Apparently it’s not GA on desktops either - it’s a gradual rollout.

There is a Firefox app and if you use a Firefox account it will sync bookmarks and history. I actually use Safari on my phone because it’s the only browser on iOS that’s allowed to have extensions.

I use Firefox and the new profiles thing is the best new browser feature in ages. You can have separate windows with different settings open at the same time, each with different icons in the task bar/dock so it’s easy to identify which window to switch to.

well Brian’s brain lies to him, too

slippery slope to a wing-flavored protein espresso martini

I’m a big fan of the classics: standing on a chair and trying to drop clothespins into a vase on the floor

Proof that your brain will lie to you: last night I dreamt that I forgot to drink coffee two days in a row.

Vegetables are so damn delicious if you put in a little work

every day we stray further from God’s wing-flavored protein espresso light

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie

Tfw the bank emails you about “the ongoing market volatility”

Do the work, daylight. Use your tools

Happy 150th birthday, telephone!

did no one stop and ask if the daylight even needed saving?

The cover of “Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie” is a close up of a mouth and it’s pretty unsettling when it’s in the Dynamic Island on my phone

Thank U Alanis for this album art

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All my Christmas candy is gone

Okay but lmk what you get because I hate mine and I think we live far enough apart that no one will know

CR and Pooh playing poohsticks inside of a Cisco 7942

Yesterday I wrote a script that converted all the image files from the two Pooh books on Project Gutenberg to work as background images on my desk phone 🤓

happy “Jesus was into mutual aid” day to those who celebrate

perfect

Flowers. Colored pencil on laser printer office paper

Church coloring

“I’m not scared of you. I bought a van today.”