Jregory Eels IV

ok that's kinda funny actually

happy largest oil disruption ever (ever) to all who observe (derogatory)

this isn't tiktok, you know

If you say "unalive" non-ironically on this site you should be fed to the pigs

Even in places where the word suicide is censored, there are plenty of euphemisms that already exist. Use one of those.

The driver on the bus says

Get out and walk
Get out and walk
Get out and walk

The driver on the bus says
Get out and walk

Oil is at $98.17 per barrel, for fucks sake

This all *gestures broadly* is making me wonder what % of European fascism in the 1930s was caused by people losing their minds in the battle against the flu pandemic

And yes there is a very big difference between those statements. One precedes the other.

They say that people who make their bed are more likely to be successful but I think it's more so that people who are successful are more likely to make their bed

Yea id be down for that :)

for context I am a trans man

after I started passing better I got really confused as to why people started taking me seriously all the sudden and when I realized what it was, I was pretty fucking angry

there is a marked difference. night and fucking day.

Just eat the silica beads. Nothing matters anymore.

stockpile hormones

for the love of god just say pedophiles, this isn't tiktok

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One of the Republicans isn't voting for it, so Dems would need 8. Voting to pass the bill would be political suicide for Dems. I'm sure Fetterman will vote for it (you know, brain damage...) but if 7 more Dems vote to pass it, I will eat an entire baseball cap.

I've always suspected that I've been living in a simulation and the rest of you are just sophisticated AI

It won't be able to pass the Senate filibuster

It won't pass

He is playing risk. Poorly.

I've noticed that too

I mean, no shit they're not gonna play?? I can't imagine say, Ukraine would play if Russia was hosting...

wym 40 cents?? it's jumped a fucking dollar here in FL

So there's this song that exists called "Bomb Iran", which is a parody of Barbara Ann. It was created in response to the Iran Hostage Crisis and I regret to inform you that this is apparently not satire

The Democratic Party is directly enabling the war by praising the assassination of Iranian leaders, refusing to condemn the aggression, and approving massive military funding.

Ah, good ol' "Blame the Maine on Spain"

I'm pretty sure he forgets I exist unless I reach out anyway so...

It's a damn shame, he's smarter than that...

My mother has informed me that my dad has been watching Fox News...

Well played